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Cabinets Sativa 

"Try some of the bomb gaunch my buddy grew in his pantry... CABINETS SATIVA!"
Cabinets Sativa by wvdrtnsf January 16, 2013
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sativa sunrise 

Waking up not knowing what's going on, getting your high grade, papers and grinder, then smoking an almighty joint
What you doing man?
Just having a sativa sunrise, wanna come?
I'll be 2 minutes
sativa sunrise by on a train 123 February 3, 2012

Bony Satva 

A person who tries to gain lovers under the guise of mysticism or spirituality.
Dude ain't no healer; he's just a bony satva. Lock down your zipper.
Bony Satva by The Wendolyne January 4, 2020
Sitevah is usually a name given to a kind not awful looking girl. This person will always be there for you and will always give you good advice although this person is a bit of a hoe. This person responds to messages quickly and normally stays up to early hours of the morning without realizing it. Though she is a bit of a hoe she will always pick friends over guys. They will always protect you even if they have to get physical.
Sitevah gives great advice!
Sitevah by GCup2004 April 26, 2020
Tired of the female bartenders getting good tips by showing their clevage, Tim decided to whip out his stevage.
stevage by VernFordRomeTap January 2, 2012

sativa sunrise 

Another phrase for a wake and bake. When you get out of bed and are bleary eyed and grab your high grade, roll a spliff and then enjoy the morning eating and stumbling on the internet.
Are you stoned mate?
Yea, just had a sativa sunrise
sativa sunrise by nominate me February 19, 2012
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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