saruko 

saruko per say is a great person. she will love you to the very end! she’s kind hearted but, when you fuck with her, friends, or family. oh god, she’s gonna kick your ass. maybe even kill you lol. so if you get into a relationship with or even be her friend she will always have your back!

saruko is so awesome! tho i wish i were her when she acts like a badass.

saruko by YourLocalHornyBitch February 20, 2021

Sarutobi Asuma 

Sarutobi Asuma or Asuma Sarutobi is a Jounin level ninja from the anime Naruto created by Masashi Kishimoto. He is 28 years old and tends to always be found with a cigarette in his mouth. He is he son of the Sandaime (Third) Hokage Sarutobi. And the sensei of Team 10 which consists of Yamanaka Ino, Akimichi Chouji and Nara Shikamaru. He is closest to Shikamaru out of the three. Later on in the manga he fights two Akatsuki members Hidan and Kakuzu. Hidan uses a technique which everytime he attacks himself the same attack is inflicted on his opponent. Hidan gives himself a death blow attack which also transferred onto Asuma. Hidan is immortal so he doesn't die but Asuma is not. He dies in the presence of his team Shikamaru, Chouji and Ino, Ino tries to heal his wounds as she is a medical ninja but it is too late. He dies with a cigarette in his mouth. Shikamaru puts the cigarette in his mouth and says "I knew I'd hate smoking". We also find out later in the manga that Yuuhi Kurenai is pregnant with his child and a wedding ring is also seen on her finger when she visits his grave. It is unknown if Kurenai was engaged or actually married to Asuma.

"Shikamaru, let me just have one last smoke" Was the last said by Sarutobi Asuma.

Sarutobi Asuma by Kimmi-chan January 8, 2009

Sarkodie

A Ghanaian term to describe the greatest musical genius to ever hail from a country.

1.Michael owusu Addo is the Ghanaian Sarkodie.
2. The Highest album is great, it was definitely made by a Sarkodie .

Sarkodie by Rhema October 9, 2017

Sarkoh 

a girl with red hair, who is sweet and kind, and also plays video games in spare time.
she confuses some members of the population regarding the large size of her eyes and so has led some to believe that she may actually be Japanese.

sometimes appearing on the face of the internet with one red eye while the other is blue which many have come to conclude as "awesome" or "kawaii".
seen around once a month logged onto some of her online accounts and is genuinely friendly. she can sometimes be seen chatting about her fave video games or random things or else is seen making new friends.

person 1: i think i just found the perfect woman..

person 2: yeah? she must be a sarkoh!

Sarkoh by poowadpoohs February 6, 2010

Sarkoh 

A somewhat known face across internet. nice person to talk with and is not stuck up like a lot of the other girls you find. has decent taste in music unlike majority of the usual emo/scene stereotype found on the internet. has sweet red hair but didnt suddenly get it when the red hair craze appeared. interested in video games seperates her again from the vast majority of the female population. pretty cool artist too. to sum thing up she is wow.

Male - wow a girl you can get along with who also likes video games?

male two - must be a Sarkoh

Sarkoh by bill gates eh December 22, 2009

Sarkozy 

Nicolas Sarkozy is the first dwarf to be elected as president of france.

From hungarian descent, he was elected on his pledge to "sweep off the scums", meaning the muslim population that france has piled up in suburban ghettos since they helped rebuilding the country after WW2.

His hobbies are : passing laws that only contribute to his associates and himself (1st thing he did as President was to raise his salary up to 140%), openly trying to pull strings for his sons, hanging out with french jet-set, appearing wasted during the G8 meeting, after a "private meeting" with Poutine, etc

Hated by most of the french for not keeping promises and acting like a jerk (although they had it coming), he is currently awaiting to be replace in 2012.

You: - Have you heard the lastest rumor about sarkozy and bruni?
Me : - No, because i don't give a shit.

You : - How did this joke get elected?
Me : - Ask the 53% of braindeads who voted for him

Sarkozy by WillXL April 24, 2010

Sarkohmo 

a word given to someone who sucks up to the Sarkoh constantly because they think it is famous as it is on a list along with half of the internet. you will be able to distinguish whether or not somebody is a Sarkohmo with the following: if the person has a keen liking for the color lime green likes a certain washed up punk group and likes it when people have red hair who also has a tendancy to talk like this... OMGZ!!111 Spongebob raep! SKITTLEZZz!! Then be warned as this person have possibly be a Sarkohmo. you may come into contact with the Sarkoh as it is perfectly sane but be warned of its followers as some are ruthless hating machines

person 1: like OmGGG!!! red is just such an awesome color lawlzcopfterrp. wats ur favorite color? :P

person 2: are you a Sarkohmo?

person 1: u tryin to b funnie? i wuz just being my like random self like ARG!! >=/ if yhooz insulting me or Sarkoh then you better watch ur mouff boi!

Sarkohmo by i.like.hoes.as.in.pantyhoes December 22, 2009