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jacob sartorious syndrome 

When you are an older male, yet your voice is almost like puberty is deciding and you barely have eyebrows. Please take a moment of silence for those with JSS.
I think Brandon totally has Jacob Sartorious Syndrome. Just listen to him talk!

jacob sartorious 

an annoying scrawny kid that can’t sing and is a flop.
jacob sartorious by troll238 July 25, 2019

jacob sartorious 

a little fuckboy that photoshops his eyebrows in his album cover
wow, that kids eyebrows are so jacob sartorious

Jacob Sartorious's 

Jacob Sartorious's song is too cringe

jacob satorius

The worst person in the world has invisible eyebrows and is "famous" for lip syncing
Do u know Jacob Satorius he gives everyone cancer

Jacob sartorius 

A stupid person who thinks he is “famous” but actually makes cringe “songs”

(AKA Jacob saggytits)
Ayo you guys heard of Jacob saggytits?

You mean Jacob sartorius, he has good songs right

You are no longer my friend Steve

Bu...

NO
Jacob sartorius by Jeffboy69 April 29, 2020