sartorious

Having lack of intellect within the typical mindscope; a kid that uses an overnessisary amount of autotune whilst flexing his scrawny arms.

Bro, did you hear Jacob Sartorious' new song?
Nah dude, it was so gay it made Anderson Cooper feel straight.

by danaldtroomp45 April 15, 2017

Sartorious

probably a fake fan who spelled Jacob's last name wrong
it's S-A-R-T-O-R-I-U-S pleaseeeeeee

true sartorians: omg did u hear that thot brag about how much she love Jacob? then spelled his name wrong? sartoriOus??Unbelievable!

by ɹǝʇsᴉs ǝlqɐɹopɐ ɹnoʎ ɐuuɐ January 3, 2019

jacob sartorious syndrome

When you are an older male, yet your voice is almost like puberty is deciding and you barely have eyebrows. Please take a moment of silence for those with JSS.

I think Brandon totally has Jacob Sartorious Syndrome. Just listen to him talk!

by ZREX May 31, 2016

jacob sartorious

an annoying scrawny kid that can’t sing and is a flop.

jacob sartorious is a flop

by troll238 July 25, 2019

jacob sartorious

a little fuckboy that photoshops his eyebrows in his album cover

wow, that kids eyebrows are so jacob sartorious

by anonymous man 1738 May 12, 2016

Jacob Sartorious's

ruiner of the word “sweatshirt”

Jacob Sartorious's song is too cringe

by koopsilon July 17, 2018

Jacob Sartorious

A type of trash that attracts ten year old girls all over the Internet. Jacob wears an acorn or some shit in his pants to look like he has a dick. He is widely known as the 'Fuckboy master'. Other names for him include the following;

Jacob Sclitorous,
Jacob Saggytits,
And Jacob Stegosaurus.

Person 1: "Oh my god dude! 'Hoodie' by a piece of trash is my fav song!"
Person 2: "Wow! A piece of trash produced by a piece of trash!"
Person 3: "Guys don't you mean jacob sartorious??"

by troyelove May 17, 2016