sartorious

Having lack of intellect within the typical mindscope; a kid that uses an overnessisary amount of autotune whilst flexing his scrawny arms.

Bro, did you hear Jacob Sartorious' new song?
Nah dude, it was so gay it made Anderson Cooper feel straight.

by danaldtroomp45 April 16, 2017

sartorial

of or pertaining to tailors and they're trade.

"Suits are full of joy. They're the sartorial equivalent of a baby smiling."
-Barney Stinson

by jorgesanchez9000 November 4, 2010

1. To be the best-dressed in your crew.
2. To be so stylishly coordinated that everyone has to give you a compliment.

Uh oh, check him out. I think Kory gets the sartorial excellence award today.

by K*McD November 28, 2007

To watch her move down the catwalk in that most glorious manner somehow makes her loud but sartorial flatulence entirely benign.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 31, 2020

an annoying scrawny kid that can’t sing and is a flop.

jacob sartorious is a flop

by troll238 July 26, 2019

a little fuckboy that photoshops his eyebrows in his album cover

wow, that kids eyebrows are so jacob sartorious

Jacob Sartorious's song is too cringe

by koopsilon July 18, 2018