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Scheiße auf Streatham Rovers
Someone who likes to be crapped on for sexual pleasure. Phrase emerged in underground coprophilic subculture in Germany where the football shirts of a small team in England were worn to signify an individual's desire to receive.
Scheiße auf Streatham Rovers by wetbadger89 April 6, 2021
Related Words
Streatham nose job
mugger
give me you wallet
victim
fuck off
mugger
do it or its a fuckin Streatham nose job for you boy
victim
fuck off
vitim is struck in the face with a chizzle and mugger runs off
give me you wallet
victim
fuck off
mugger
do it or its a fuckin Streatham nose job for you boy
victim
fuck off
vitim is struck in the face with a chizzle and mugger runs off
Streatham nose job by scared of streatham April 21, 2010
Streatham and Clapham High
A school for rich girls who think they're roadmen when they actually have a private trust fun and a personal butler. The staff are crap and the school fees are wasted on expensive grand pianos for the headmaster.
Streatham and Clapham High by noneifur December 6, 2017
Streatham and Clapham High School
A school where you will get bullied, get an eating disorder, off your self. Oh and of course vape in the toilet every day.
Doctor: Oh you went to Streatham and Clapham High School, that’s why you have lung cancer.
SCHS Student: Yh them vapes did me dirty.
SCHS Student: Yh them vapes did me dirty.
Streatham and Clapham High School by anonymous beaver July 5, 2022
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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