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Samantha and Derek 

A couple that don't realize it, but they're both actually men
Samanda -

A person who will always get to the point and hates too many details. It wont interest her - AT ALL. Will listen and hear things that you wont even have to say out loud. She naturally understands people and accepts them. Even the weird and different. Has extreamly high ambition and morality but wont force any on anyone else.

Loves to flirt. Is Beautiful. Gets lots of attention. Good to bring to any party.

Loves cartoon characters and she will ALWAYS be a big kid herself !

Very girly/ good at fashion but will still play video games and play wrestle now and again. Has a million followers.

DONT EVER EVER argue with a Samanda.

Shes right. YOUR wrong. End of story.

It doesnt matter if you had a point , she has ten reasons why your one reason doesnt work. AND even if its not logical - comming from HER its the most Intelligent and believable thing you have EVER heard in your life! She is lawyer material.

Just shutup.

Shes right.

Your wrong.

Everyones happy.

Or at least you will be...shes very loving and forgiving and fun to be around. So DONT waste time argueing! Go to that party or that mall. Where theres a Mel theres a new adventure!

Samanda sure knows what shes talking about!
Loves to flirt. Is Beautiful. Gets lots of attention. Good to bring to any party.

Loves cartoon characters and she will ALWAYS be a big kid herself !

Very girly/ good at fashion but will still play video games and play wrestle now and again. Has a million followers.

DONT EVER EVER argue with a Samanda.

Shes right. YOUR wrong. End of story.

samantha rose 

One who is caring and compassionate, yet you would never expect it. Someone who puts others needs before their own. Someone who will annoy you relentlessly and will act tough, but cares for you on the inside. Someone who represents leadership and strength. Someone who will guide you through the dark but will not take any credit. Someone who is strong and brave. And all it takes to set her free, is a gentle push to the other side.
Samantha Rose is so tough. But she is a softy on the inside.

Samantha Markle 

A person who refuses to own their own behavior and will blame everything on someone else, most likely a famous estranged relative.
Originates from the envious older estranged half sister of The Duchess of Sussex whose book tanked (because of Meghan) and who was found to be a professional Twitter troll and a founding member of a hate group dedicated to targeting Meghan Markle (claiming hacked over a dozen times without ever offering any proof)
I saw you do it! I heard you say it! What do you mean it wasn’t you? You’re such a Samantha Markle!
Samantha Markle by SlicingAnApple January 3, 2023

Samantha Barks 

A talented British musical theater actress who first caught people's attention on the reality show "I'd Do Anything". She has appeared on the West End and toured the UK with various shows. She most notably landed the role of Eponine in the film version of Les Miserables at 22 years old.
"Thank God Samantha Barks got the part in Les Miz and not Taylor Swift"
Samantha Barks by NotClooLess January 5, 2013

Samantha 

A girl who you can fall deeply in love with. She's gorgeous, beautiful, nice, sweet. She's insecure, but you have to try to make her believe herself she's beautiful. She has a great body. She makes your heart race. Once you fall for her she'll mean the world to you.
"Samantha means the world to me, and I love her."
Samantha by fishgomoo April 6, 2013