The excess spit or spiddle expelled from an elderly person's mouth. This most frequently occurs while they are retelling long stories from "back in their day." It has been rumored that collecting this olden spiddle and putting it in your boots will bless you with protection from certain outside threats, however, this has never been successfully proven.

Oldman Miller: Back in my day, we didn't have boots like you do, we had to make our boots from scratch, and we had to use charcoal, but the charcoal would go out before you were done...

Crazy Bob: Get the olden spiddle, put it in your boots!

Olden Spiddle by The_Hawk August 8, 2009

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dick spiddle

The Pre-Cum of Ejaculation or a nick name for a guy who runs his mouth to much

you dat nikka is a real dick spiddle... always got something to say

dick spiddle by LeeSkeeSkeet November 19, 2007

Spiddle

Tripped or stumbled over nothing, out of the blue, causing a non-serious twisted ankle.

Mary and Ryan are walking on a pavement.
Ryan: Ouch! The heck! Why me?!
Mary: Woah what just happened? Did you just spiddle?
Ryan: I think I spiddled. Let me have a moment. Okay I’m fine now.

Spiddle by Schmowzeowmeow May 16, 2020

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

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