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Santas Beard 

In the process of titty fucking a girl you will reach your climax. When releasing your seaman, aim for the girls chin. If this target is it, it will resemble a white beard such as santas, although this beard will be dripping.
Dude Ralph! The other day I was titty fucking your mom, I gave her a hardcore Santas Beard!
Santas Beard by B$ March 28, 2005

Santas Magical Sack 

Steps to achieve the Santas Magical Sack

1. purchase a santa costume

2.purchase a large red sack (one the could fit a large dog into it)

3. cut a hole in the sack the size of a tennis ball

4. have your santa costume on while doing your girlfriend doggystyle

5. quickly withdraw and forcefully stuff her into the large sack where you continue to have sex with her through the hole you cut out
Santas Magical Sack by therealnads December 1, 2009

Santas Jizz 

An extremely potent strain of Marijuana. "Santas Jizz" name was given to the strain because of its excessive white THC crystals. This new sativa cross breed between the infamous "pot of gold" and "sour diesel" is considered top of the line weed to the experianced stoner.
Jay: Hey man you got some of that santas jizz?

Bob: Fuck yea, and a bong.

Jay: Alright!!! Road trip to mars!
Santas Jizz by 420coloradoherbin' November 25, 2011

santas sack

A game played by employers just before the festive season. The message "santas sack and yourname" is texted by phone to a predetermined number owned by the company. The cost of these texts is £1 including VAT. The person with the least number of texts loses there job.
"The company has made massive profits this year so to celebrate we are going to have a bit of fun by laying a few people off. Text Santas Sack with your name to 65325, calls cost £1 each. Lines close 24th December. The members of staff with the lowest revenue get sacked in January"
"Happy Xmas Everyone"
santas sack by newmillsbones1966 September 11, 2011

Santas helper 

you climb on a house roof and you take a big shit down the chimney so when they light their fire it smells like shit!!
The kids wanted presents next door and i gave them one! It was a santas helper!!!!!!
Santas helper by Michael Bolton6969 December 22, 2008

santas dick 

The biggest present your children will ever get
Mommy santa gave me a very creamy gift. I realy love santas dick
santas dick by NickVIsg June 27, 2014
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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