Santastic

Anything bearing a Santa-like quality of holiday holly jolly cheer and merriment.

"Hey man, how do I look in my new Santa hat?"
"You look totally santastic!"

"Hey, what do you think of my new elf print boxer shorts?"
"Golly gee, them's are santastic! Let me try 'em on!"

"I just turned 14 and my boyfriend got me pregnant three months ago! I'm totally freaking out, my boyfriend dumped me and moved to China, and my parents kicked me out and I'm living in the alley behind McDonald's!!! What am I going to do, the due date is on Christmas Eve and I don't want to keep it but I'm afraid to get an abortion!!"
"Whoa your baby's birthday will be on Christmas Eve! That's totally santastic!"

by Shibben McFlibben III November 29, 2010

santastic

Adjective to describe that comfortable satisfaction one gets from stuffing their head-holes with fat-and-sugar laden holiday food for a month. Also describes one's new larger physical profile from same.

Guy 1: Man, I've been chowing on pie and Christmas cookies non-stop for the last three weeks. I feel Santastic!

Guy 2: Yeah, you look Santastic, too, Tubbo!

Guy 1: Suck it.

by The Evil Steve December 21, 2008

Santastic

Santastic is a guy from Liege's Llama Habitat server, he is also known for being the best stalker in this world, if you join a game, he has alr joined and he must the waiting for you, he is also known as Santa, and he will give you presents if you ask him, he is a papulince, so, dont be closer to him, or you will become a papulince!

Oofrun: what are you doing?
Vincent: Trying to avoid Santastic's stalks

by Minced Meat July 11, 2020

Fantastic Four

The most fantastic part of women: 2 boobs + left & right ass cheek.

Look at the fantastic four on that chick!

by anteater97 August 14, 2014

vantastic sex

Good sex in a van.

Juan said he had some vantastic sex in the Chevrolet!

by I, Wreckerrr November 16, 2016

Big V The Fantastic Spartan

Big Vic The Spartan was a fantastic Spartan who fought alongside Jesus Montiel Christ aka Jesus Christ against the Athenian Army who was led by Big Vic's brother, Big Vic the Athen. Big Vic the Athen had allies such as Nicholas Gurr and Pedro The Persian who is later revealed to be Pedro Basim. Big Vic is friends with Captain A. Beard and is the long lost brother of Vin Diesel aka Dominic Toretto.

You're such a Big V The Fantastic Spartan, you can wipe out an entire army

by Captain Angel Beard January 4, 2022

Fantastic Four

Four males beat their boners, on to one individuals head. Can either be sexually pleasurable or an act of punishment.

John: So Ashley do you want me and the boys give you a Fantastic Four.

Ashley: OMG, like totally

by Big Red 78 March 14, 2011