A supremely nationalist mass experience of pleasure and feverish
joy. Common triggers involve the statement "Mitron!", standing in
ATM queues, cows that have a definite confirmed
Indian identity, white folk in saris unless they are
Italian (in which case Sanghasm turns to Saffron
Balls), and khaki trousers ending precisely five inches above the knee. Witnesses of the Sanghasm phenomenon have often been found dead (indeed, minority deaths often cause Sanghasms), but certain witnesses declare the sound to be similar to the mooing of a pure Desi cow. However, other witnesses have stated that the sound calls to mind a faint tinkling of trishuls and a drawn out "mandir wahin banayenge."
Arre bhai, I just read some
fake sexy stories about that Nehru - total Sanghasm, bro!
Yo,
go hold your Narendra App above
new Rs 2000 note - Sanghasm guaranteed!