Sanghasm
A supremely nationalist mass experience of pleasure and feverish joy. Common triggers involve the statement "Mitron!", standing in ATM queues, cows that have a definite confirmed Indian identity, white folk in saris unless they are Italian (in which case Sanghasm turns to Saffron Balls), and khaki trousers ending precisely five inches above the knee. Witnesses of the Sanghasm phenomenon have often been found dead (indeed, minority deaths often cause Sanghasms), but certain witnesses declare the sound to be similar to the mooing of a pure Desi cow. However, other witnesses have stated that the sound calls to mind a faint tinkling of trishuls and a drawn out "mandir wahin banayenge."
