sandyslap

Slapping someone for using the word sandyflapped.

John said he was sandyflapped so I sandyslapped that bitch for being a douche.

by .NoAim. September 4, 2010

sandslash

very well the most badass looking pokemon of the first generation. it evolves from sandshrew and grows longer claws and spikes. the spikes on its back act as a defensive armor, while raising its evasion in a sandstorm. its attacks with its sharp claws, rolling up in a ball and crashing into others to deal damage, or by digging underground and attacking from below

I cant see anything in this sandstorm, i hope that sandslash isnt underground

by raptorboy3 January 4, 2011

Tandyslap

also, tandyslappage (n.), tandyslapped (vi, pl.) tandyslapping (pp.)

1. To defeat or be defeated, thwarted, injured, hurt,
done in, etc. by technology or the use of technologies
and/or artifacts of much lesser sophistication & usually
far earlier manufacture than that which is being used
thereagainst, in armed combat, in laboratory settings,
traffic, and so on. can be used regardless of the
vintage of the machine in question for any case of im-
mediate bodily harm or other failure dealt directly or
made possible by a computer, but is mostly relevant to
instances in which said computer is by turns obsolete.

2. To kill or be killed, maimed, injured, put out, etc.,
in such a way as employs the "two birds with one stone"
principle. The term is dually applicable to cases of this
in which the principle described above, in sense 1, can
also be observed.

There is debate as to the word's origins, many taking
up a side which identifies the Tandy Personal Computer
of the seventies as being the namesake entity, others
contending that "tandy" is simply a short form of the
word "tandem", and that the definition which appears
here in sense 2 is the only authentic one. To both of
these another theory is preferred more still which pro-
poses that the rhyme with "handicapped" was meant by
its originators to be a subtly implicit reference to
the permanent brain damage often suffered by those who
fall victim to tandyslapping.

- "...took the f*ck down with a pair of 8 bit Nintendo
contollers for a bolo, and hog tied."

- "Whoa, Tandyslapped! Anyone get it on camera?"

by ThaGink April 7, 2010

Sandscape

1a: The opersite of a kryptix
1b: Amusing child who spends life building websites for the needy.

"Oh look at the cute little sandscape"

by Nameless July 24, 2004

Sandysaurus

A dinosaur that is amazing,and usually shades of purple.

'You are such a sandysaurus'

by Sandysaurus May 28, 2008

Sandslapper

Someone who while masturbating and very close to finishing, grabs a handful of sand from a bowl on his nightstand and finishes out his adventure making a sand volcano.

"Think Kyle will get any tonight? " "Not when she finds out he's a sandslapper."

by Kyle'sNotInvited May 23, 2018

Arabian Sandslasher

The act of cutting off a girl's head while having sex with her.

Habib, I just gave her the best Arabian Sandslasher last night.

by Soup Train To Nowhere May 3, 2009