Tandyslap

also, tandyslappage (n.), tandyslapped (vi, pl.) tandyslapping (pp.)

1. To defeat or be defeated, thwarted, injured, hurt,
done in, etc. by technology or the use of technologies
and/or artifacts of much lesser sophistication & usually
far earlier manufacture than that which is being used
thereagainst, in armed combat, in laboratory settings,
traffic, and so on. can be used regardless of the
vintage of the machine in question for any case of im-
mediate bodily harm or other failure dealt directly or
made possible by a computer, but is mostly relevant to
instances in which said computer is by turns obsolete.

2. To kill or be killed, maimed, injured, put out, etc.,
in such a way as employs the "two birds with one stone"
principle. The term is dually applicable to cases of this
in which the principle described above, in sense 1, can
also be observed.

There is debate as to the word's origins, many taking
up a side which identifies the Tandy Personal Computer
of the seventies as being the namesake entity, others
contending that "tandy" is simply a short form of the
word "tandem", and that the definition which appears
here in sense 2 is the only authentic one. To both of
these another theory is preferred more still which pro-
poses that the rhyme with "handicapped" was meant by
its originators to be a subtly implicit reference to
the permanent brain damage often suffered by those who
fall victim to tandyslapping.

- "...took the f*ck down with a pair of 8 bit Nintendo
contollers for a bolo, and hog tied."

- "Whoa, Tandyslapped! Anyone get it on camera?"

Tandyslap by ThaGink April 7, 2010

Tallyslap

n. tally

1.A sharp blow made with the tally; a wang smack, dong slap.

2.A slap to the tally.


v. tallyslapped, tallyslapping, tallyslaps

1. To strike with a tally.
2. To cause to strike sharply and loudly with a tally: “He swung his hip violently and tallyslapped him in the eye.”
3. To put or place quickly or carelessly with the tally: tallyslapped butter on a bagel.
4. To recieve a slap to the tally.

Tallyslap²
n. Vulgar Slang

1. Used as an insult; "You dirty tallyslap!"

Tallyslap
n.

1. A highly advanced stage, or "digivolved" version, of gonorrhea.

2. A type three stage of the clap resulting in the falling off of the everything; (1)The Clap. (2) The Tallyclap. (3) Tallyslap.

He was left with a dark red mushroom mark on his cheek after recieving the harshest tallyslap of his life.

Tallyslap by Yamazaki Susumu March 31, 2005

tankslapper 

A rapid side-to-side oscillation of the front wheel of a motorcycle, where the handlebars literally 'slap' the gas tank due to insufficient road grip on the front tyre.

He had a tankslapper coming out of the first bend

tankslapper by larry arizona May 4, 2006

Tankslap 

The fine art of slapping one's "semi" off one's stomach to impress one's annoyed girlfriend. Also works with gay boys, apparently

I tankslapped and she was not impressed. Pah.

Tankslap by The real Jeffers August 4, 2006

Tankslap 

To hit someone or something with your penis.

"What sound does a tankslap make? DONG!"

"Man, if she does that to me one more time, I'm gonna tankslap that whore."

Tankslap by Stovaa January 2, 2008

sandyslap 

Slapping someone for using the word sandyflapped.

John said he was sandyflapped so I sandyslapped that bitch for being a douche.

sandyslap by .NoAim. September 4, 2010