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sandford special 

To lie in bed, fully nude, balancing a newly cooked frozen pizza on your chest.
He can't come out tonight, he's enjoying a Sandford special.
sandford special by NKRoks November 25, 2016
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sandifers 

Large natural breasts, commonly defined in slang as "big floppies" or "big ole jugs," but preferably just as "sandifers" for short. Often used as a code word to discuss said big floppies in the presence of others.
Hey man did you see those sandifers? No, where? Heading this way, starboard side!
sandifers by Mr. Dictionary 14 February 14, 2014
Suck the nigga dick for free.

Comes from the Vine "oh my god the cable turned off... you shoulda sucked the nigga dick for free". Also referenced to in A$AP Rockys song Electric Body. Main saying by many high school girls ie BEHS
if you help me with my math homework I'll stndff

yooooo will stndff if you bring me food

I hung out with steve yesterday...
did you stndff?!?

HELLL YEAHHHHH
stndff by stndff October 19, 2015

Sandiford 

Teacher: Answer to Q1 is b.
Sandiford: Sir Hi-5. Suck my nipples!!!
Sandiford by mcleayun July 7, 2011

Sandfaggot 

I think our IT guy is a sandfaggot...
Sandfaggot by Nona Shoosha August 12, 2017

Sandfluffy 

(N) A young, fashionable lady who is native to the United Arab Emirates and is usually found gliding slowly through local shopping malls. You will never find a sandfluffy outside in the heat. They are usually sporting the cultural abaya and shaila. Their faces are adorned with perfect makeup and jewellry. Generally very pretty and intelligent and come across as 'girly' girls. They frequently glide around together in 'fluffy packs' of 2 or more. Their native tongue is Arabic and when spoken it tends to range on a high frequency, with gentle pattering sounds which are quite attractive to the untrained ear, unless something of great humour or urgency is being discussed.

NB - this is a term of endearment and respect and NOT one of mockery. These ladies are strong and beautiful and are an asset to their country.
fashionable shopping malls united arab emirates
Where are the sandfluffies? They are late for class!
She is such a sandfluffy! Isn't she lovely!
Sandfluffy by Sandninja April 18, 2010