sand vagina 

A sand vagina is much like a regular vagina but instead the flesh is replaced by sand, do not head south of the clitoris on a sand vagina, or you'll find yourself at the pee hole and thats just not fun. If you somehow get bored with the sand vigina, you can keep moving south, there you will find the corn hole, just remember, what goes in, must come out

Hey Look! over there, on the bay!
Its a Sand Vagina thats wants to play!
So jump in friend you good ol' pal!
Or everyone will call you a homosexual!
- Ben (props to Jackass)

sand vagina by Cool Man (Ben) May 8, 2005

sand vagina 

the most enourmas vagina in the world made completely out of sand

I fell into a sand vagina just the other day, I didnt want to go inside of it but my friends they called me gay

sand vagina by ScarryLarry October 7, 2003

sand o vagina 

bitch u got sand in your vagina and it burns

oh my i got sand o vaginaa

sand o vagina by obmyvaginaburns March 31, 2019

sand in your vagina

complaning about things that do not matter. letting the littlest things bother you.

I don't see what the big deal is with the tie breaker. We can just vote on it in the offseason. A lot of members of the "Endless Drama" and "South Jersey Fantasy Football League" need to clean the sand in your vagina

sand in your vagina by HotNDangerous October 13, 2009

Sand in His Vagina 

Something said when a male is complaining about everything, or refusing to come out for a night out.

1. why isn't Jim at the pub?

he's got sand in his Vagina!

2. man jim hasn't shut up about the football game.

yer i think he got some sand in his vagina..

Sand in His Vagina by baddazoner February 21, 2011

sand in the vagina 

A really pissed off girl .
All girls who are in a bad mood.

Nadja has sand in the vagina.

sand in the vagina by Bari February 12, 2005

sand in the vagina 

A metaphor describing someone who complains a lot or who is given to whining.

Andy: "But guys!...I don't want to go to Bennigans, their food gives me the runs!"
Carl: "Quit acting like a little bitch with sand in the vagina!"
Tina: "Yeah, here's a douche!"

sand in the vagina by St Crab July 5, 2006