ladies first

Gentlemen's favorite sentence.
Men with good manners, will always let the woman go first (example through the door etc.)

but it's not the true meaning.

In reality, it means "Lady, go first so can I stare at your butt!"
Andy :" Ladies first" *opens door*
Marina:" very kind, you are a true gentleman"
Andy :" Indeed" *stares at nice butt!*
by Bari April 15, 2005
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simon stinkt

A popular german game similar to Simon Says,

you find someone who is called Simon and run around him while shouting SIMON STINKT.

Then he gets pissed off and cries.
Simon STINKT!
Er sollte sich waschen!
by Bari July 01, 2005
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Jenna Jameson

Was born in Las Vegas - Nevada - USA on April 9th, 1974.

168cm and has huge juicy breasts.

Jenna Jameson is one of the hottest women on earth.

Best Movie: Dangerous Tides
Jenna Jameson:
"I try my hardest to push the point that I am a feminist.
I really think it's important that people know that the women in this industry are empowered.
They run it, man. It's awesome"
by Bari July 18, 2008
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suk mah dik

short for SUCK MY DICK.

often used in l33t speak.
Cartgass:"OMFG I r0xx0rz teh World of Warcraft"
Bari :"Suk mah dik, kthxbye"
by Bari May 06, 2005
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number 169

The number you should call when you have problems with sex.
Example: You want to bang a really horny chick , but you can't handle her.
Then you call 1-6-9.
The afro-american guy named Bobby will answer with whattzzzz uppp.
You tell him :" ey bobby, come on, fuck"

He will come to you in an instant and fuck your girl.
After some time you will get her back and you can finish her!
Guy A"ey bobby come on, fuck"
Bobby:" ok" *fucks her*
Guy A:" ohhh all right, now I am really stoned , I can finish her now!"

Bobby loves Anal.
by Bari April 09, 2005
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buttseckz

Love from behind.

You can have buttseckz with a girl if you follow this instructions:

1. Get to a party.
2. find an ugly girl,with great booty
3. make her drunk
4. Fuck her in the ass from behind.
5. in addition,give her a dirty sanchez with her crap.
Guy A:I gave Nadja great buttseckz.
Guy B:Does your penis smell now?
Guy A: No,she had to lick it clean,after I gave her a Dirty Sanchez.
Guy B: WTF LOL OMG u haxx0rz her butt.
by Bari March 30, 2005
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Another pointless stuff in Castlevania II like TAKE MY DAUGHTER , PLEASE !!,
a guy tells you this :

DON'T LOOK INTO THE DEATH STAR, OR YOU WILL DIE.

Ok, there is no DEATH STAR in Castlevania II or any other STAR...

Does he mean Death Star from STAR WARS?

What the hell does he want from us?
There is no answer...
Guy :"DON'T LOOK INTO THE DEATH STAR, OR YOU WILL DIE."
Simon Belmont :"ehmmm...ok"
by Bari April 21, 2005
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