same time 

69, yall know what 69 is.

We got back to my place and realized we had no rubbers, so I suggested "same time" then.

same time by Jeffrey September 2, 2008

same-time

When two partners in the act of coitus reach orgasm at the same time. They would say that they “same-timed.” This is enjoyable to both partners as they have synced their orgasms to reach peak climax simultaneously.

Partner 1: “Hey, did you just?”
Partner 2: “Yeah. Did you...”
Partner 1: “Yup. Did we just same-time?”
Partner 2: “We did.”

same-time by Sexplainer1 February 8, 2021

Mr. Incredible Becoming Uncanny and Canny at the Same Time 

This is like the fusion sequel of the meme Mr. Incredible Becoming Uncanny where Mr. Incredible progressively becomes more and more traumatized and ascends simultaneously, which can lead to him becoming potentially insane both inside and outside the mortal realm and the universe itself.

The meme has reached the point where people fusing the same level of phases of 2 versions of Mr. Incredible Becoming ??? Memes combined to uniquely milk the meme. This form of the Mr. Incredible meme is only used in template-like formats.

Has the meme died yet?

Nope, there's Mr. Incredible Becoming Uncanny and Canny at the Same Time, giving more people ideas to uniquely milk the meme

Mr. Incredible Becoming Uncanny and Canny at the Same Time by SBG times March 19, 2023

shampoo and conditioner ran out at the same time 

no longer have the will to live

“my shampoo and conditioner ran out at the same time”

“im so sorry, please buy more (buy more means gain the will to live)”

shampoo and conditioner ran out at the same time by glyz December 11, 2022

can't walk and chew gum at the same time 

A person who is extremely clumsy, or who often is sporting bandages covering minor injuries, might be said to be incapable of "walking and chewing gum at the same time".

After the third time in one month that the new office assistant was electrocuted while trying to clear a paper jam in the office copier, the supervisor shook his head and asked the Personnel office to move the employee to another department with no machinery in it, as "this guy can't walk and chew gum at the same time".

can't walk and chew gum at the same time by ctsurv553 October 15, 2015

Dude...we said it at the same time. Dude. 

A quote from the Disney computer-animated film "The Wild", to be uttered when you and someone else both happen to say something at the same time. Is EXTREMELY irritating, especially when your six and five-year-old brothers say it every single fricking opportunity they can possibly get. Believe me, I know.

Tom and Jake in unison: Who likes BACON!?!?

Me: Aww, so cute! I DO!!!

Tom and Jake: Dude...we said it at the same time. Dude.

Me: Ha, ha...uh...funny...

Tom and Jake: Dude...we said it at the same time. Dude.

Me: Okay, that's kinda getting old...

Tom and Jake: DUDE!!! WE SAID IT AT THE SAME TIME!!! DUDE!!!

Me: Oh, for the LOVE OF...

Tom and Jake: DUDE!!! WE SAID IT AT THE SAME TIME!!! DUDE!!!

Me: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! (runs away screaming like a lunatic and pounds head against nearest wall)

Dude...we said it at the same time. Dude. by lollylollylollyPOP!!! May 30, 2007

two chicks same time 

in reference to "office space", something i'd do if i had a million dollars

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?

Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks same time, man

two chicks same time by Doggtown31LCC November 9, 2011