salvatory 

A Unicorn meat packaging plant.

Bob: "where do you work?"
Allen: "a salvatory down south"
Bob: "whats a salvatory?"
Allen: "a unicorn meat packaging plant."

salvatory by aytaytaylaa June 17, 2010

Damon Salvatore 

A sexy sociopathic man in a leather jacket, who loves bourbon and can make pancakes.

I was at the bar yesterday and I saw a crazy hot guy but he was totally a Damon Salvatore.

Damon Salvatore by lovleyorange November 8, 2014

salvatoresexual 

When your deeply in love with only Stefan and Damon Salvatore, and would gladly have them choke you

Someone: what’s your sexuality?

Me: oh, I’m salvatoresexual

salvatoresexual by Salvatoresimp January 4, 2021

Salvador Allende 

Socialist hero and champion of the poor who was President of Chile from 1970-73. He was the first democratically elected Marxist in human history; a friend of Fidel Castro and admirer of revolutionary Che Guevara, yet he was totally dedicated to achieving socialism through peaceful, legislative means. Eventually his nationalization policies pissed off American multinational corporations and he was killed in a coup d'etat engineered by the CIA, replaced with a blood-soaked pro-US dictator named Augusto Pinochet, whose reign of terror lasted 17 years.

Salvador Allende was a man of the people, and thus an enemy of American corporate fascism.

"Long live Chile! Long live the people! Long live the workers! These are my last words, and I am certain that my sacrifice will not be in vain, I am certain that, at the very least, it will be a moral lesson that will punish felony, cowardice, and treason." - Salvador Allende, September 11, 1973.

Salvador Allende by allendevive November 10, 2008

stefan salvatore 

stefan salvatore is the most precious human to exist. he is the best character on tvd and deserved way better than what he got. my baby did everything for everyone AND GOT NOTHING IN RETURN. I DO NOT STAND FOR THIS. he is baby

STEFAN SALVATORE TRIED TO SAVE EVERYONE BECAUSE HE CARED SO MUCH AND Y’ALL TREATED HIM LIKE DIRT UNDER UR SHOE SMH

stefan salvatore by stream gone days July 20, 2019

Damon Salvatore 

The god of vampire diaries and the most interesting and intriguing star on the show

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Girl 1: who’s that

Girl 2 : my man , Damon Salvatore

Girl 1: you wish!

Damon Salvatore by Chickalinda101 January 4, 2019

Damon Salvatore 

Brash, arrogant, dark, sadistic, charming, seductive, loyal, affectionate, dangerous, and sexy. These are all words to describe Damon, a vampire who preys on humans, from the series "The Vampire Diaries". My favorite character from the books because he's a total badass with a soft side.

He is said to have dark hair and a 'dark beauty and grace and the sensuality that drew women to him like moths to a flame.' He wears all black and leather, has a black Ferrari with illegally-tinted windows.

He was born during the Renaissance in Florence, Italy. There both he and his brother and rival, Stefan Salvatore, fell in love with a woman (and vampire) named Katherine Von Swartzschild who exchanged blood with both of them and refused to choose between the 2 brothers. She killed herself and both brothers murdered each other in a rage (but not before Damon swore to make Stefan's life a living hell for the rest of his life), woke up in their vampiric state and separated in their confusion. Over 500 years later, Damon is drawn to Fell's Church where he finds his brother head over heels in love with the beautiful Elena Gilbert--who bears a striking resemblance to Katherine--and soon strange things begin to happen in the town...

Quotes:
Stefan: "Sometimes I think you could remember the name of every girl you've bled in your life, but you forget my name on a regular basis"
Damon: "Nonsense...little brother"

(To Elena) Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn about anyone else.

ELENA: Where's Stefan?
DAMON: Stefan who?

Friend: (eagerly) Edward Cullen or Damon Salvatore?

Me: Edward who?

Damon Salvatore by manipulativefemmefatale August 23, 2009