Someone who upholds the USSR under Stalin's leadership as an appropriate and desirable model for society today. Those who believe in Stalin generally don't identify themselves as Stalinist, they instead call themselves Marxist-Leninist, but they believe Stalin accurately applied the teachings of Marx and Lenin. Modern Stalinist are recognized for their rejection of, what they label as, bourgeoise propaganda, against Stalin, and their constant conflict with other Stalinist over who is truly following his line.
A new religion that worships the divine fabric... Satin. Not Satan and all of that bullshit, but SATIN. The church of satin is decorated with satin draping all around the walls, the congregation and priest dresses in satin robes, and the priest just talks about satin, and probably uses a lot of fabric related puns.
It is formed mostly just to confuse radical conservative Christians who will inevitably mistake it for satanism. It'd be the next best parody religion to pastafarianism.
"The priest at the church of satinism gave a long sermon about how our creator satin fabricated us into existence..."
A unexpected traffic manuver done in Salinas Calif. where as a driver swerves suddenly to avoid any large plastic bag in the streets out of fear of running over a body. This fear is substantiated by the high regard for human life seen in Salnas.
" god i did the wildest Salinas swerve today .. I am not running over some toddler on my way home..you just never know in Salinas.."