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A very attractive man with a big penis, and he would easily fuck your bitch.
“I want me a Simere”
Right sis
Simere by Tina Bradley February 11, 2018
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A very beautiful, young women's name. usually very thick and curvy. makes guys and girls turn heads when she enters a room. very independent and trustworthy. if you find a simret don't let her go, she's a keeper.
guy #1: aye man what are you doing here ?

guy #2: I'm waiting for my date bro

guy #1: where she at ?
*simret walks in and every one stares

guys#2: there she is.
simret by angel_from_heaven _ June 21, 2011
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A beautiful young lady that cares for everybody and does whatever it takes to please her friends and surrounding. She will go out of her way just to make sure that her colleagues are being pleased with what they have. Simreen's are usually fun to talk to, rebellious, loveable, and have their funny moments. They have some of the most entertaining characteristics and they'll always be able to keep your friendship alive. Along with all these aspects, they are some of the most trustable people you will ever meet.
You can tell that girl anything, she's a Simreen. She's friendly and trustable.
simreen by TheoneandonlyZ January 7, 2015
To become real: to become true or existent; to maintain identity of salient characteristics through propagation processes.
Lucy: what's the hardest thing to find these days?
Aaron: real people, everyone is fake nowadays , I wish they were all semere
Semere by FlowerVase July 29, 2018
Shmere

Pronounced /‘Shmir/
Etmology: Modern English, possibly from mixing the name Mere with Smirnoff but the true origin is hotly debated but unkown
Date: early 1990s but no earlier than 1980... See More
Noun

1: someone who is audacious, outspoken, and the life of the party. One will be able to spot a Shmere in a crowd by their big, usually red and out of control hair, loud gapping mouth, and outrageous attire that is either themed or revealing. You will also find this person with either one or any combination of the following things: coffee, vodka, cigarette, cell phone, your credit card, their shoes in their hand instead of on their feet, keys with an obnoxious key ring
2: A person who will yell at children without restraint or inhibition
3: A loyal friend who would try to bail you out of the clink as long as they weren’t sitting next to you in it
Verb

1: to mess ones trousers with either fecal matter or cream cheese
Adjective
1: To babble incoherently when drunk
2: A designated driver who gets hammered and cannot meet their automotive duties
Damn it Shmere!!
Shmere by meredith769 June 17, 2010

simeran singh 

Simeran Singh has a very tiny penis and is known for going gym just to walk around and view everyone doing deadlifting while he is sitting back and making sure his bold spot isnt going any bigger
wow man simeran singh is a fucking faggot
simeran singh by Simerans Dirty Moot February 21, 2018
Another spelling of Samir. Comfortable with his self, style on perfection! A definite trendsetter, he is someone you want to know. Very relatable and funny also brings energy and entertaining.
Symere doesn’t have to say a word, he’s a vibe. I wish I could be like him.
symere by Drkqueen333 October 31, 2020
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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