sailgasm
The experience of bonding over hard rods with a flared end, dipped in water, is the sport of rowing, and may provide an 'oargasm', but the pleasures of wind power captured with the cloth on water provides a 'sailgasm'. Yes, it's still a white thing....
Unlike the fellows at the rowing club, I prefer to get caught up in all the flaps and folds and have Sailgasm!
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