Gozdan's definitions

sailgasm

The experience of bonding over hard rods with a flared end, dipped in water, is the sport of rowing, and may provide an 'oargasm', but the pleasures of wind power captured with the cloth on water provides a 'sailgasm'. Yes, it's still a white thing....

Unlike the fellows at the rowing club, I prefer to get caught up in all the flaps and folds and have Sailgasm!

by Gozdan May 16, 2019

Falconist

Someone who likes "one off the wrist". Otherwise known as a wanker.

"Man! Did you hear what he saying? What a falconist!"

by Gozdan January 24, 2018

Purple Dentist

The pants-dwelling male professional that wants to inspect the inside of your mouth.

"My purple dentist gave her/him a clean bill of health!"

by Gozdan July 17, 2018