safezones 

safezone is a word to describe where grown men and women go to cry about anything that bothers them in life. In safezones people bring puppys so the liberal men and women can pet while they cry. There is another term to describe safezones also. It is one of the 10 cities in america where liberal whimps have therapy sessions by burning and looting while terrorizing older people or women that cant protect themselves. It is a safezone because they know that 95% of the rest of the country will kick their fucking head in.

OMG Robert!!! Hillary clinton lost so lets go to our safezones and cry with each other and pet puppies then we can burn cars and beat up old people

safezones by meat master0519 November 11, 2016

Safetiness 

A level or degree of safety applied to a given situation or object. Safetiness is next to happiness.

Person A: I've just banged my head on that bloody light
Person B: Moving it will really improve its safetiness

Safetiness by Squirlycircle November 25, 2017

Yeonjun safezone 

Defined as a popular Youtube copypasta used on a comment section for any video that is loosely defined as "Cringe". Originating from Korea, it is assumed that partaking in what the comment says supposedly grants a sort of supernatural protection from the video's contents.

The steps to partake in the "Yeonjun safezone" are to oblige with what the commentator says to join the safezone, being most often to like the comment.

All effects are placebos in nature and the commentator's intentions are either to gain likes via false advertising, or are by smaller unknowing children who do not know the meaning behind the phrase.

"LIKE TO ENTER THE YEONJUN SAFEZONE ONLY 32 UNDECILLION SEATS LEFT!"

Yeonjun safezone by noteast September 1, 2023

Safeness 

Noun, Equivalent to "safe" with addition of suffix "-ness". Used in variation to "safe".

Person 1: "I'll get you your ganja by the end of the week". Person 2: "Ok. Safeness"

Safeness by Mohan June 24, 2003