safetycel 

A person who oooh so concerned with AI safety (while of course having no understanding of the topic whatsoever). Typical example is the average twitter user who gets so concerned over a developer's fun side project which enables GPT-4 to browse the internet.

I wasn't going to build this, but annoying all the safetycels makes me want to

safetycel by Uncle William March 27, 2023

Safetypull 

The act of pulling money literally out of your ass, to use for the sole purpose of paying for birth control. So you can have sex with another person, with no protection, and not worry about getting pregnant outside of that 1% of the time.

It is okay, back in November, I was able to safetypull, so we are good for boning tonight

Safetypull by Jay Jay E September 13, 2010

rm safetynet 

A stupid thing that pops up when you try to look at your favuurite porno video at school/work

*tap*tap*

"Awwwwwww fuck! RM Safetynet blocked this shit"

rm safetynet by R May 8, 2005

Safetycrat

A Safetycrat is a government bureaucrat believing it is their job to protect the citizens from themselves.

Pretentiously thinking they possess superior insight to the rest of the population and therefore know what is best for them.

Often citing public burden as justification for Draconian rule making.

The motto of the Safetycrat:

Screw that freedom thing... it's over rated. We know everything about everything and they must obey us.

That Safetycrat actually believes helmets work.

Safetycrat by Rootdoctor October 2, 2007

safetynetcoffee 

safetynetcoffee also known as “hayden❀” is a twitter stan (fan) account for singer ariana grande. she was featured on instagram account “arianators.wildin” and she has few hit tweets that she is well known for. she is also a good impersonator of ariana grande. her favorite album is dangerous woman.

person 1: did u see safetynetcoffee ‘s new tweet?
person 2: yes! i saw it.

safetynetcoffee by anonymous999977 April 6, 2021

Safetynetting 

Claiming or implying that your message is a joke, ironic or sarcastic when it in reality is conveying your actual intent. Safetynetting is usually used when you're afraid of being judged or criticised for your message, because it is perceived as stupid.

Alice: Just travelled here all the way from Germany, I'm absolutely exhausted...
Bob: Isn't that just next to Colorado? It's not that far, is it? (I'm just kidding)
Alice: Stop safetynetting you idiot, if you're terrible at geography then just admit it

Safetynetting by ThatOtherAndrew April 5, 2023

Safecell 

An app that blocks phone usage during driving.

Sorry I missed your call, Safecell blocked your call while I was driving.

Safecell by Merlin Twiggles March 2, 2018