safetly 

A word formed when a nitwit doesn't know how to spell safely so they try to do so phonetically. This is exactly the kind of person that needs to make a Driver's Ed Quizlet.

When being stopped by the law, signal your intentions to pull safetly to the shoulder of the road.

safetly by Dewaddict June 8, 2017

Safety Scissoring 

The sexual act of two double leg amputee women scissoring each other.

I should clear my history of safety scissoring before someone sees it.

Safety Scissoring by ETMZ October 9, 2014

Safety Tap 

A slight tap (but often harder) during rough sexual intercourse role-playing to let your partner know you have had a little too much, or it's a little too rough.

Lance and Trixie were role playing "underground prison sex in Beirut."

Lance eased his hog into Trixie, who was tied up on a love swing. The 6 hits of liquid blotter acid he shot into his eye earlier got him going a little too much, and Trixie had to give him a safety tap to slow him down a little.

Safety Tap by Jrubadub August 5, 2011

Safety Shirt 

Tight necked crew style t-shirt worn underneath another t-shirt. Uses include sopping up an excessive amount of sweat redirected from one’s armpits due to over use of medical grade deodorant, keeping one’s inappropriately stiff nipples from tearing through their outer shirt, or simplify adding a subtle splash of color to one’s ensemble. The Safety Shirt should be an essential staple of every Big Guy’s closet.

Mal: Do I see you wearing not one, but two t-shirts?

Marty: Of course! I don’t go anywhere without a Safety Shirt.

Mal: Is it because you afraid of sweating out all that Big Guy Energy?

Marty: Nope, I just want to make sure I’m not going around cutting glass when my turkey’s done.

Safety Shirt by Falcon Thunder Fist July 14, 2021

safety wife

A safety wife is a friend who you have agreed to marry once you reach a certain age if you both remain single.

''If we are still single by 40, agree to marry each other?''

''Deal! I'm your safety wife''

safety wife by Angel22222 November 13, 2013

Safety pin 

Something you put on you're clothes when you're supportive of the lgbtq+ community and a safe space for them (SAFEty pins)

Person #1 "look that girls wearing a safety pin on her shirt"
Person #2 "yea that means she's supportive of the lgbtq+ community and a safe place for them to go too"

Safety pin by You're fellow gay :) August 16, 2020

safety harbor middle school 

a school in florida, where the bathrooms constantly smell like weed and shits always broken. trashy, and all the administrators care about is their stupid grass. :)

safety harbor middle school is the most ghetto school

safety harbor middle school by 🙈💅🏼✨😎😚🌈👁👄👁 May 29, 2020