Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

"See Ya Later, Sada Pop."

I get high on Jolt sodapop caffeine.

Customer: I would like a medium soda.
Server: Wha?
Customer: I SAID, Iwould like a fucking soda! What part of that don't you fucking understand?
Server: Oh, do you mean soda?
Customer: I don't want no goddamn water! I said I want a fucking Coca Cola!
Server: Then you need a sodapop then.
Customer: Whatever. Just get me my fucking soda already!