sad nut

a sad nut is a term used for explaining whenever a person is so sad that they feel that only "busting a good one"
is going to get their mind off of the sadness that is slowly creeping into their soul

another name for this term is "depressive masturbation" but not many use it for it is way too long and also very TMI

hey man, Carly broke up with me so it looks like im busting a few sad nuts tonight lol

hey, im really sorry to hear that but also TMI dude..

hey fuck you.

fuck you.

*friendship ruined*

by bigtiny February 26, 2019

Sad Nut

When you here something or see something saddening and proceed to ejaculation.

I was jacking off in the bathroom when I heard my parents say I was a disappointment, that was the worst Sad Nut of my life.

by Dukelemon August 19, 2017

sadnut

Someone who does something truly pathetic, or sad.

"I spent all weekend alphabetizing my 8-Track collection."
"You're such a sadnut."

by M.C. Brown Shoes December 11, 2004

SadNut

When you start crying and beat your meat at the same time

Person 1: Yo my sex life is really lacking right now
Person 2: Have you tried SadNutting? It’d be perfect for a sad person like you.

by SadNut December 21, 2019

Sadnut

When you release a bunch of semen and you feel like you shouldn’t have done that so you start crying

Emily: Hey Jack! What’d you do yesterday?
Jack: I had a sadnut and cried in my room for the rest of the day while listening to Long Time by Playboi Carti.
Emily: Sorry to hear that but what is a sadnut?
Jack: You wouldn’t understand! *Walks away while listening to Juice Wrld*

by SNOCKERDOODLE July 4, 2020