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sad man hours 

It's the time between 2 am and 5 am that a man can openly cry about his life problems
Madeline "Hey Liam was time is it? "

Liam "it's sad man hours , brb crying"
sad man hours by Asho69xoxo November 3, 2017

Sad Man's Fallacy 

This is the fallacy that a sad man might pull himself out of sadness by going on Tinder/Bumble/etc. The thinking normally follows the idea that mathematically if he swipes right on enough profiles he is bound to find someone with whom to talk. this is false. He will be alone.
"Yeah the 'rona has me bored af. im gonna download tinder, swipe right on everyone and maybe meet some people and waste some time."
'Thats the Sad Man's Fallacy man, theyre not gonna swipe right either way bro. You need to focus on yourself because this is only gonna hurt'
Sad Man's Fallacy by Vegitomofo August 20, 2020
When sultan try’s to be cool but fails
A sad man by NineOuttaTen April 28, 2019

Sad Old Man 

A sad old man, other than the obvious definition, is what some female vaginas look like. This is because of there resemblance to a wrinkly old guys face. They can also be heading south some what like a pensioners face does.
As the middle aged women lifted her skirt to receive her smear test the doctor cried "ewww, it looks like a sad old man!"
Sad Old Man by Likeable Guy September 1, 2009

This is so sad, Alexa read The Communist Manifesto 

James: I just got ligma
Robert: This is so sad, Alexa read The Communist Manifesto

This is sad, Alexa read The Communist Manifesto

A statement to express sorrow, and to further combat capitalism. May be heard in Gulags
James: I just got Ligma :(
Robert: This is sad, Alexa read The Communist Manifesto