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sucking out "evil spirits" defense 

A defense this is used by pastors who use oral sex during exorcisms to extract “evil spirits” and “demons” from troubled church members. It is used mostly on men by male pastors but technically could be used by any exorcist on any gender. Because it is a religious practice for which no detailed account in the bible on record, it is very hard to explain in religious terms how the process works by a pastor. However, one should not be confused such gallant efforts with sexual assault, aggravated assault, sexual battery, false imprisonment and intentional infliction of emotional distress, misrepresentation and gross negligence. The method is clearly not a guarantee as some "evil spirit" and or "demons" may be pretty dam pissed off about someone trying to dislodge them and try to retaliate by taking advantage of the fact that the process is so hard to explain.
The Judge and hopefully the jury just sat there in disbelief as the defense presented the - sucking out "evil spirits" defense.

Sucking Fart Out Ya Booty

When you’re roasting someone and they don’t have a good comeback
Person 1: Yeah I was baking him and he ain’t have nothing to say

Person 2: You sucked a fart out his booty for real.

Person 1: Yeah, I’m Sucking Fart Out Ya Booty.

Optional: Start Smacking Backs Out Here 

Optional: Start Smacking Backs Out Here
Optional: Start Smacking Backs Out Here

Sucking the life out of me 

These awful so called "people" are sucking the life out of life out of me with their constant sound, and physical abuse.
I didn't know how bad life could be for me until I met Lindy, and her family then targeted me to harass me to no end, they literally sucking the life out of me by virtual reality and abusive targeting. It's been a wreck for each of my family members for 8 long years.

Sucking The Brown Out 

To shampoo carpets/floor mats. Depending on how dirty they are, it can take a long time.
I just spent about twenty minutes per floor mat sucking the brown out of them.

<.7.9.7.6.>I Will Have To Knock YOu Out Before Smacking YOurt Back, I Am SO Sorry Baby<.7.9.7.6.> 

<.7.9.7.6.>I Will Have To Knock YOu Out Before Smacking YOurt Back, I Am SO Sorry Baby<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I Will Have To Knock YOu Out Before Smacking YOurt Back, I Am SO Sorry Baby<.7.9.7.6.>