When a man is spooning with his lady in an aroused state, and she lets loose a fart impersonation of a motorcycle which rattles his twig and berries so violently that he experiences an involuntary orgasm.
My baby pulled the old Saberrattler on me while we were watching Gleaming the Cube and I had to change my shorts.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle bitermay be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"