saber - toothed

Tha action of a girl biting your junk because she thinks it feels good to have your junk bit.

Man, that freak Tasha totally saber-toothed me last night.

by Derrick April 12, 2005

saber - toothed

Tiger, not a dinosaur, ass.

Look at that SABER TOOTH TIGER.

by dcubed20 February 23, 2005

saber - toothed

a great big dino that likes to eat people with that big tooth of his

That big saber - tooth is going to eat Jenny!

by kels January 16, 2005

saber-toothed crotch cricket

Crabs

She had a bad case of the saber-toothed crotch crickets.

by Charles July 19, 2003

saber-toothed seal

A large marine mammal, Odobenus rosmarus, native to the icy Arctic waters, which irony-blind people often refer to as a walrus.

The saber-toothed seal's only natural enemy is the frost grizzly.

by Smilodactyl222 February 11, 2015

saber-toothed tiger

A woman far too old to be a cougar, who even though she no longer has IT, continues to pile on makeup and chase much younger men. Martha Raye was an example of a true saber-toothed tiger when she scored that gay guy before dying.

Dude, I banged a saber-toothed tiger this weekend. She popped her teeth out, blew me and then gave me some milk and cookies after we finished up in the sack.

by Justin Goff March 1, 2009

saber-toothed crotch cricket

body lice caught from a person you paid money to have sex with.

Little did she know as we drove through Kemmerer that the saber-tooth crotch crickets I gave her had their origin in the cathouse up on the hill.

by grandmalseizure May 1, 2005