saber - toothed 

Tha action of a girl biting your junk because she thinks it feels good to have your junk bit.

Man, that freak Tasha totally saber-toothed me last night.

saber - toothed by Derrick April 12, 2005

saber - toothed 

Tiger, not a dinosaur, ass.

Look at that SABER TOOTH TIGER.

saber - toothed by dcubed20 February 23, 2005

saber - toothed 

a great big dino that likes to eat people with that big tooth of his

That big saber - tooth is going to eat Jenny!

saber - toothed by kels January 16, 2005

saber-toothed crotch cricket 

Crabs

She had a bad case of the saber-toothed crotch crickets.

saber-toothed crotch cricket by Charles July 19, 2003

saber-toothed seal 

A large marine mammal, Odobenus rosmarus, native to the icy Arctic waters, which irony-blind people often refer to as a walrus.

The saber-toothed seal's only natural enemy is the frost grizzly.

saber-toothed seal by Smilodactyl222 February 11, 2015

saber-toothed tiger 

A woman far too old to be a cougar, who even though she no longer has IT, continues to pile on makeup and chase much younger men. Martha Raye was an example of a true saber-toothed tiger when she scored that gay guy before dying.

Dude, I banged a saber-toothed tiger this weekend. She popped her teeth out, blew me and then gave me some milk and cookies after we finished up in the sack.

saber-toothed tiger by Justin Goff March 1, 2009

saber-toothed crotch cricket 

body lice caught from a person you paid money to have sex with.

Little did she know as we drove through Kemmerer that the saber-tooth crotch crickets I gave her had their origin in the cathouse up on the hill.

saber-toothed crotch cricket by grandmalseizure May 1, 2005