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Scott's Milf 

The mother of any one or more than one friend that is incredibly hot. The difference between a "milf" and a Scott's Milf" is that the latter has an inclination to release sexual tension on the friends belonging to her firstborn son.
Student 1: Dude, while you were shooting your air gun, I just had hot, steamy sex with the Scott's Milf if you know what I mean.

Student 2: Bro, that's my mom!
Scott's Milf by heidylover September 1, 2010

Schrodinger's MILF

A term used for attractive older women if you're not sure if they're mothers or not (used when you're unsure if a person is a real MILF)
A: "Woah! Mrs.Jones is so hot,she's a total MILF"
B: "we're not sure if she has a kid so does she count as a MILF?"
A: "Well she's a Schrodinger's MILF,there's a chance she's a mom but there's also a chance she's not a mom at all!"
B: "you're making it complicated"

Milf's gone bad

A mother that you'd like to fuck, that was once hot; but now she doesn't look so good
After seeing Britney Spears with her head shaven,I think the milf's gone bad.

Jk she's a milf

A popular tiktok sound, that goes
I hate your mom,
Jk she's a milf,
can we have a sleepover,
no I don't wanna bang ur mom,
jk she's a milf
Harry's mum Deborah is so ugly. Jk she's a milf what a sexy woman, I would bang her
_milf_s is a hot and sexy mf that uploads the most funniest tiktoks in the world
hey have you heard of _milf_s?

no
YOURE MISSING OUT
_milf_s by DYDHDH July 11, 2021

deep as a milf's vagina 

When you're in a shitload of trouble and you just realized you can't get out of it
milf
*credits to Sam
"Bruh, do you think that I'm in that chick's friend-zone?"
"Yup! Deep as a milf's vagina!"