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s-milf by ilovesmilf March 26, 2009
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Scott's Milf
The mother of any one or more than one friend that is incredibly hot. The difference between a "milf" and a Scott's Milf" is that the latter has an inclination to release sexual tension on the friends belonging to her firstborn son.
Student 1: Dude, while you were shooting your air gun, I just had hot, steamy sex with the Scott's Milf if you know what I mean.
Student 2: Bro, that's my mom!
Student 2: Bro, that's my mom!
Scott's Milf by heidylover September 1, 2010
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Schrodinger's MILF
A term used for attractive older women if you're not sure if they're mothers or not (used when you're unsure if a person is a real MILF)
A: "Woah! Mrs.Jones is so hot,she's a total MILF"
B: "we're not sure if she has a kid so does she count as a MILF?"
A: "Well she's a Schrodinger's MILF,there's a chance she's a mom but there's also a chance she's not a mom at all!"
B: "you're making it complicated"
B: "we're not sure if she has a kid so does she count as a MILF?"
A: "Well she's a Schrodinger's MILF,there's a chance she's a mom but there's also a chance she's not a mom at all!"
B: "you're making it complicated"
Schrodinger's MILF by MinheZSCREAMMMMMMMMMS May 19, 2021
Milf's gone bad
Milf's gone bad by Charles Reardon April 22, 2007
Jk she's a milf
A popular tiktok sound, that goes
I hate your mom,
Jk she's a milf,
can we have a sleepover,
no I don't wanna bang ur mom,
jk she's a milf
I hate your mom,
Jk she's a milf,
can we have a sleepover,
no I don't wanna bang ur mom,
jk she's a milf
Jk she's a milf by jkshe'samilf May 6, 2021
deep as a milf's vagina
When you're in a shitload of trouble and you just realized you can't get out of it
milf
*credits to Sam
milf
*credits to Sam
deep as a milf's vagina by F-Bomb Thiru April 28, 2017
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