_milf_s

_milf_s is a hot and sexy mf that uploads the most funniest tiktoks in the world

hey have you heard of _milf_s?

no
YOURE MISSING OUT

_milf_s by DYDHDH July 11, 2021

Milf's gone bad

A mother that you'd like to fuck, that was once hot; but now she doesn't look so good

After seeing Britney Spears with her head shaven,I think the milf's gone bad.

Milf's gone bad by Charles Reardon April 22, 2007

deep as a milf's vagina 

When you're in a shitload of trouble and you just realized you can't get out of it
milf
*credits to Sam

"Bruh, do you think that I'm in that chick's friend-zone?"
"Yup! Deep as a milf's vagina!"

deep as a milf's vagina by F-Bomb Thiru April 28, 2017

Milf in sheep's clothing 

New version of the old saying "Mutton dressed as lamb", and is a play on the old saying "Wolf in sheep's clothing."

Gives reference to the woman being a cougar while dressing as a skanky teenager to appear less predatorial and more attractive to her unsuspecting prey; hot young males.

This disguise can sometimes be successful at getting them closer to their game, or they can just look terribly tragic.

Dave "Whoa, look at her..."
Andy "Mate, stay away, she's a Milf in sheep's clothing."

Milf in sheep's clothing by Pterodactyl1 September 2, 2010

Milf Denny's 

Heavan of fat ass and massive badonkadonks

Anon: dude I went to Milf Denny's
Anon 2: Dude, how you feel
Anon: Like I lost my virginirt

Milf Denny's by Milf Dennys April 21, 2021

Scott's Milf 

The mother of any one or more than one friend that is incredibly hot. The difference between a "milf" and a Scott's Milf" is that the latter has an inclination to release sexual tension on the friends belonging to her firstborn son.

Student 1: Dude, while you were shooting your air gun, I just had hot, steamy sex with the Scott's Milf if you know what I mean.

Student 2: Bro, that's my mom!

Scott's Milf by heidylover September 1, 2010

s-milf 

a super milf, imagine a milf, then think of someone 10times higher on the scale

1. mate your mums fit
2. yeah shes a milf
3. oi fuck off
1.no, shes a s-milf!

s-milf by ilovesmilf March 26, 2009