9 definitions by F-Bomb Thiru
A girl who friend-zoned you but still flirts and hangs out with you as if she were your's
friend-zone
friend-zone
"Bruh, I saw you and Jyothi flirting af over text, is she your girlfriend?"
"Na! That bitch friend-zoned me ages ago, she's now my half girlfriend"
"Na! That bitch friend-zoned me ages ago, she's now my half girlfriend"
by F-Bomb Thiru May 2, 2017
A person with no girlfriend/wife with a small penis whose is so lonely that he's forced to have intercourse with the openings of his beer bottles.
by F-Bomb Thiru May 4, 2017
Exaggerating the fact that a person is so fat that his/her ass can be used as a bunker during times of a nuclear apocalypse.
"Shit mate! I heard WWIII is gonna start soon!"
"Naah, we'll be just fine mate! No need to fear when Danny's nuclear bunker ass is here!"
"Naah, we'll be just fine mate! No need to fear when Danny's nuclear bunker ass is here!"
by F-Bomb Thiru May 4, 2017
A person whose penis is so small that he has to use a balloon instead of a condom
Can be used as a noun as well as an adjective
Can be used as a noun as well as an adjective
"So tell me Jane, how was your date night with Tim last night?"
"Who Tim?! pft... that guy's such a balloon condom! I spent the rest of the night in the restroom with my dildo"
"Who Tim?! pft... that guy's such a balloon condom! I spent the rest of the night in the restroom with my dildo"
by F-Bomb Thiru May 2, 2017
When you use your dick so much for something making it so sore that you can't use it for anything no more.
"Honey, how'bout a blowjob?"
"Sounds tempting but no, I just jerked off in the back seat and now I have a sore D"
"Sounds tempting but no, I just jerked off in the back seat and now I have a sore D"
by F-Bomb Thiru May 4, 2017
When it's cold outside and your dick becomes very small, like a turtle retracting its head when there's danger outside.
Used as a verb
Used as a verb
"Damn! When I took a plunge in that pool and came out, my dick turtled on me and scared the shit outta me!"
"Thank god there were no women to witness it!"
"Thank god there were no women to witness it!"
by F-Bomb Thiru July 1, 2017
When a girl fucks so much all the time that her vagina expands, the sides of it look like the walls of a cave.
"Man, your girlfriend is so damn hot!"
"No way Dave, I went in for some foreplay and all I saw was some dark cave walls!"
"No way Dave, I went in for some foreplay and all I saw was some dark cave walls!"
by F-Bomb Thiru April 28, 2017