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a shortened version of the phrase "suck your dick."

see also: blowjob.
"It is customary on the third date for your lover to s your d."
s your d by Aaron Little May 25, 2006
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Where’s your dad 

Well where your dad is he might be at a store gettin some milk or he’s fuckin dead so yeah.
ex: you’re dad makes you a bowl of cereal but y’all don’t have milk so he sneaks out to go get it “where’s your dad?” Well he’s fuckin gone

what's your damage? 

A sarcastic way of asking someone about the mood they're in. Was coined in the 1988 teen drama, Heathers.
From Heathers (1988):

Heather Chandler: What's your damage? Brad says you're being a real *kuse*.
Veronic Sawyer: Heather, I feel really sick, like I'm gonna throw up, so can we please jam now?
what's your damage? by Tommyt August 28, 2005

who's your daddy?

Something to tell a hooker in the throes of passion while slapping her ass, or your missus which would either result in increasingly intense fornication or your status changing to single.

#The more the daddy issues, the more useful the phrase.
'Who's your daddy?' said Dr. Long as he slapped Nursie on the buttocks.
'You are' says Nursie (being a pornstar with issues and all)

'Who's your daddy?' says Fred.
'He died last month asshole' Sarah says as she slams the door on her way out.
who's your daddy? by 4733D0M2 January 9, 2012

who's your daddy 

an expression of power od domination from one individual to another
Who's your daddy?
who's your daddy by Edgar February 17, 2003

what's your damage? 

"what is your problem?"

basically the same thing, except replacing problem with damage makes you sound twenty years out of date
Barack: "Senator McCain, what's your damage?"
John: "My damage, Senator is you!"
what's your damage? by PSONBT December 9, 2008
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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