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Carissa's Weird 

An indie band from Seattle that broke up in 2003 , its members after the break up , formed band of horses , The Grand Archives , and "s" . Essentially they were a reverse super group. The band used violins, vocal harmony between both sexes , and rhythmic guitar to create a sound that's distinctly indie , but also distinctly Carrissa's wierd .
Carissa's Weird is releasing a compilation album called " They will only miss you when you leave".
Carissa's Weird by ohyu812 July 11, 2010

Sweird (or S'weird)

Sweird or S'weird is an amplification and functional contraction of the concept, conveyance, or definition of something as "Super Weird". It could be said singularly but is most effectively utilized in conjunction with super already ahead of it for maximum effect.

A doubling up of the "super" as a precursor, and a contraction, to emphasize that something was significantly unusual, peculiar, or excessively weird.

It eliminates the use of the super word twice, and assigns a unique identity of just how weird something was with it's own unique amplified version of weird as "sweird/s'weird" , meaning or offering even a weird version of word weird itself to reflect just how weird something was to the speaker. Sweird/S'weird.
What the f*** was that? Idk. That was super sweird. or What the f*** was that? That was super s'weird.

Say now, ok, I've been here for years and that's never happened. That's not just weird, that was super sweird (or S'weird)

Let's get weird

The act of getting weird. As referred to in the TV show Workaholics. This includes any and all shenanigans. Anything that you think may cross the line of appropriateness is considered getting weird. This typically involves partial if not full nudity. Drunken stupor. Chanting "Let's get weird" is a requirement. There is never enough weirdness.
As used in a sentence: "Let's get weird! Let's get weird! Weird! Weird! Wa Wa Wa Wa Weird!" "It's friday and shit is about to get weird tonight!"
"We got so weird last night it was awesome!"
"We were all naked. It got weird."
Let's get weird by Meldy Lame September 1, 2013

It’s only weird if you make it weird 

It’s only weird if you make it weird — see also “It’s only wyrd if you make it wyrd” the response to an intimate when one has made a legitimate request and you receive a questioning or pitying look. Often as people we confidently ask for something that we would find both pleasing and satisfying; but, we are met with stiff resistance from our partners and intimates when they are asked to participate in our reasonable (and sometimes reasonable) requests.

Look at it this way, if a person give you a waaaaaaaaaaay overly specific request, they have either done this before or have at least put a lot of thought into what they want.

The underlying meaning of the word weird is magical so actually this comment is deep and dualistically insightful.
Her: Babe, can you put my Yoga door mounts into the heavy file cabinet; bind me; suspend my arms and legs from the mounts; gag and blindfold me; and use my Hitachi Wand to stimulate me until I pass out?

Him: (Offering the gas face of disbelief in stunned silence)

Her: It’s only weird if you make it weird.

It’s only weird if you make it weird 

It’s only weird if you make it weird — see also “It’s only wyrd if you make it wyrd” the response to an intimate when one has made a legitimate request and you receive a questioning or pitying look. Often as people we confidently ask for something that we would find both pleasing and satisfying; but, we are met with stiff resistance from our partners and intimates when they are asked to participate in our reasonable (and sometimes reasonable) requests.

Look at it this way, if a person give you a waaaaaaaaaaay overly specific request, they have either done this before or have at least put a lot of thought into what they want.

The underlying meaning of the word weird is magical so actually this comment is deep and dualisticly insightful.
Her: Babe, can you put my Yoga door mounts into the heavy file cabinet; bind me; suspend my arms and legs from the mounts; gag and blindfold me; and use my Hitachi Wand to stimulate me until I pass out?

Him: (Offering the gas face of disbelief in stunned silence)

Her: It’s only weird if you make it weird.

If there's an Amelia, there's a weird way 

People named Amelia tend to do things weirdly, hence why this saying needs to be patented and forever commemorated in the Ubran Dictionary. Throw aside the saying "If there's a will, there's a way" and use this one instead!
Person 1: Why are you eating your chocolate bar like that? Who eats a kit-kat layer by layer?
Person 2: It tastes better like that... duh...
Person 1: Well you must be named Amelia, because if there's an Amelia, there's a weird way.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
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