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Todd's Way
A method of location divining, whereby the desire to arrive at Point B is reached by driving from Point A, to Point Q, then Point X, followed by a Left turn at Albaquerque, and crossing the Kinvad Bridge, which spans the distance between heaven and Earth, before finally arriving at Point B.
Todd's Way by Paula Sue Monkeypants September 25, 2014
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Lombard’s Way
Strategy. When offered two or more reasonable and practical approaches to a challenge, “Lombard’s Way” would be to strategically choose a third, unreasonable or impractical response. (Orig. from J. M. Lombard’s seminal work: Spear warfare in the age of tanks”)
Wing Man: “Dude, she is totally checking you out.”
Alpha Male: “What are my options?”
Wing Man: “I see two good approaches; 1) smile at her and introduce your self, or 2) ask her if you can buy her and her friends a drink. Both are strong.”
Alpha Male: “Excellent, and agreed. But I think I will kiss you instead for about 15 seconds.”
Wing Man: “Sweet strategy. Textbook use of Lombard’s Way.”
Alpha Male: “What are my options?”
Wing Man: “I see two good approaches; 1) smile at her and introduce your self, or 2) ask her if you can buy her and her friends a drink. Both are strong.”
Alpha Male: “Excellent, and agreed. But I think I will kiss you instead for about 15 seconds.”
Wing Man: “Sweet strategy. Textbook use of Lombard’s Way.”
Lombard’s Way by Heisenbeast - Lord of Hounds February 13, 2019
whore's way
An unfortunate situation that could have been completely avoided if not for the actions of an idiot.
man 1: "They gave me a western whopper in the Burger King drive-thru when I asked for a regular whopper. I don't like barbecue sauce OR onion rings!"
man 2: "That's a whore's way."
man 1: "It is!"
man 2: Can I have it?"
or alternately...
man 1: "Those Russian soldiers broke into my house and killed my entire family."
man 2: "Wow."
man 1: "And they broke my Deadpool bobblehead!"
man 2: "Dude...that's a whore's way."
man 2: "That's a whore's way."
man 1: "It is!"
man 2: Can I have it?"
or alternately...
man 1: "Those Russian soldiers broke into my house and killed my entire family."
man 2: "Wow."
man 1: "And they broke my Deadpool bobblehead!"
man 2: "Dude...that's a whore's way."
whore's way by offensivename August 30, 2010
That's Way Too Much Car For You
1. A vehicle with more power, features, and style than a potential buyer would know how to properly utilize.
2. A person of the desired sex that is unattainable due to differences in social status, looks, intelligence, or other attributes. (i.e. "Out of your league.")
2. A person of the desired sex that is unattainable due to differences in social status, looks, intelligence, or other attributes. (i.e. "Out of your league.")
That's Way Too Much Car For You by Heptite July 31, 2016
The Gentleman's Way
The use of the thumb to 'ease the passage' when partaking of anal with a lady, if you're a real gentleman you may even wet your thumb beforehand.
The thumb must be inserted lengthways (nail to knuckle), and not as in the thumbs up sign, as that is definitely NOT the Gentleman's Way.
The term was first used on a train journey from Birmingham to Manchester in 2009.
It is growing in popularity and has been seen on Facebook and mentioned elsewhere.
The thumb must be inserted lengthways (nail to knuckle), and not as in the thumbs up sign, as that is definitely NOT the Gentleman's Way.
The term was first used on a train journey from Birmingham to Manchester in 2009.
It is growing in popularity and has been seen on Facebook and mentioned elsewhere.
The Gentleman's Way by Sir Daz December 1, 2009
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floxi
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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