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Todd's Way 

A method of location divining, whereby the desire to arrive at Point B is reached by driving from Point A, to Point Q, then Point X, followed by a Left turn at Albaquerque, and crossing the Kinvad Bridge, which spans the distance between heaven and Earth, before finally arriving at Point B.
I was starving for Lupe's Hot Tamales, so I took Todd's Way to get there.
Todd's Way by Paula Sue Monkeypants September 25, 2014

Lombard’s Way

Strategy. When offered two or more reasonable and practical approaches to a challenge, “Lombard’s Way” would be to strategically choose a third, unreasonable or impractical response. (Orig. from J. M. Lombard’s seminal work: Spear warfare in the age of tanks”)
Wing Man: “Dude, she is totally checking you out.”
Alpha Male: “What are my options?”
Wing Man: “I see two good approaches; 1) smile at her and introduce your self, or 2) ask her if you can buy her and her friends a drink. Both are strong.”
Alpha Male: “Excellent, and agreed. But I think I will kiss you instead for about 15 seconds.”
Wing Man: “Sweet strategy. Textbook use of Lombard’s Way.”

take the coward's way out 

to kill oneself;
When faced with financial disaster, Sarah took the coward's way out. I can't believe that Bill would take the coward's way out. His death must have been an accident.

whore's way 

An unfortunate situation that could have been completely avoided if not for the actions of an idiot.
man 1: "They gave me a western whopper in the Burger King drive-thru when I asked for a regular whopper. I don't like barbecue sauce OR onion rings!"

man 2: "That's a whore's way."

man 1: "It is!"

man 2: Can I have it?"

or alternately...

man 1: "Those Russian soldiers broke into my house and killed my entire family."

man 2: "Wow."

man 1: "And they broke my Deadpool bobblehead!"

man 2: "Dude...that's a whore's way."
whore's way by offensivename August 30, 2010

That's Way Too Much Car For You 

1. A vehicle with more power, features, and style than a potential buyer would know how to properly utilize.

2. A person of the desired sex that is unattainable due to differences in social status, looks, intelligence, or other attributes. (i.e. "Out of your league.")
"Check out the hottie over there!"

"Woah there, boy, that's way too much car for you."

The Gentleman's Way 

The use of the thumb to 'ease the passage' when partaking of anal with a lady, if you're a real gentleman you may even wet your thumb beforehand.

The thumb must be inserted lengthways (nail to knuckle), and not as in the thumbs up sign, as that is definitely NOT the Gentleman's Way.

The term was first used on a train journey from Birmingham to Manchester in 2009.

It is growing in popularity and has been seen on Facebook and mentioned elsewhere.
He's a nice guy he uses the Gentleman's Way with every lady that he does anally.
The Gentleman's Way by Sir Daz December 1, 2009