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s;dlfkgj 

that moment when you have absolutely nothing else do except press the middle row of keys one at a time from left to right and right to left.
hmmm i wonder what i can do with this keyboard as i wait for porn to buffer s;dlfkgj
s;dlfkgj by amosc caisaacs02 June 4, 2018
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~+@_#)$(%*^&Q|W}E{RPTOYIUA"S:DLFKGJHZ?X>C<VMBN 

you really need something better to do with your life
~+@_#)$(%*^&Q|W}E{RPTOYIUA"S:DLFKGJHZ?X>C<VMBN is the ultimate form of boredom

q\w]e[rptoyiua's;dlfkgjhz/x.c,vmbn

For when you're so bored, you for some reason push all the keys on the keyboard from from the edges to the middle starting from the left
Man, I wonder if q\w]erptoyiua's;dlfkgjhz/x.[c,vmbn is on the Urban dictionary.

`=1-203948576q]w[eprotiyua's;dlfkgjhz/x.c,vmbn 

Your in class bored as shit aren't you? well here you are, there is nothing beyond this boredom exepts for typing it all again but holding shift.
Random Nigga: i'm so fucking bored, i'm in emotional and physical distress off of how bored i am.

Random Nigga 2: I have reached a level of boredom no mortal can ever reach.

Random Nigga 3: My nigga i typed `=1-203948576q]w[eprotiyua's;dlfkgjhz/x.c,vmbn don't put ur ass on my level.

`=1-203948576\q]w[eprotiyu'a;sldkfjgh/z.x,cmvnb~+!_@)#($*%&^Q|W}E{RPTOYIUA"S:DLFKGJHZ?X>C<VMBN

If you type this, you have 3 seconds until you die of boredom
you know what? im gonna type `=1-203948576\q]weprotiyu'a;sldkfjgh/z.x,cmvnb~+!_@)#($*%&^Q|W}E{RPTOYIUA"S:DLFKGJHZ?X>[C<VMBN oh crap i died of boredom

qwertyuiop[]\/.,mnbvcxza's;dlfkgjh 

you are so creatively bored you have reached the pinnacle of humanity.
human 1: i am so bored, i have typed every thing:

qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./

/.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\]poiuytrewq qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmik,ol.p;/ /;p.lo,kimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq There is nothing left for me. godly [human: haha you pitiful human you haven't even typed qwertyuiop\/.,mnbvcxza's;dlfkgjh.

`=1-203948576\q]w[eprotiyua's;dlfkgjh/z.x,cmvnb

when your so bored that you decide to type every character on your keyboard oscillating from right to left for each line goin in
help me im `=1-203948576\q]w[eprotiyua's;dlfkgjh/z.x,cmvnb
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