/slət/ /rət/
noun
A period of 2-4 weeks following the first cool, crisp morning of fall (below 50 degrees f), during which single females actively seek out males with which to spend the coming winter months.
Analogous to the rut observed in deer during early winter. Commonly observed in Morgantown, WV beginning mid-October.
Hey bub, you feel that cool air this morning? So did every yoga pants wearing chick in town, Slut Rut is on for sure.
a condition whereby a male celebrity is so burned out from all the fawning attention that he no longer receives any stimulation from a bikini model slipping her room key into his pocket
Bouncer: Johnny, nice set.
Rockstar: Thank’s, man.
Bouncer: By the way, that hottie in the front row wanted me to give you her phone number.
Rockstar: Nah, you keep it. I think I’m stuck in a slut glut rut.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.