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Banging all the chicks in one town, but realizing banging a cactus is still better.
I gave the town of Lampasas a Slut Rut, but all I got was Herpes and stickers.
by Crawfishie November 20, 2009
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when you date a slut then none of the nice girls ever like you again so you will only ever get sluts
You better be careful Liking her will get you stuck in a slut rut
by Old yeller April 19, 2018
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/slət/ /rət/
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A period of 2-4 weeks following the first cool, crisp morning of fall (below 50 degrees f), during which single females actively seek out males with which to spend the coming winter months.

Analogous to the rut observed in deer during early winter. Commonly observed in Morgantown, WV beginning mid-October.
Hey bub, you feel that cool air this morning? So did every yoga pants wearing chick in town, Slut Rut is on for sure.
by 70to33mountaineers October 12, 2018
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