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Russian Hat 

A ridiculously hairy vagina.
Next thing I new I was balls deep in a "Russian Hat."

Russian Hat Weather 

when the temperature is less than 15 degrees Fahrenheit, and without wearing wearing a Russian winter hat you would freeze your ass off.

Brendan: Yo, Henry you going out for lunch?
Henry: Fuck No, this is some beastly Russian Hat Weather.
Russian Hat Weather by henraldo4prez December 20, 2008

Russian Top Hat 

The use of one's cotton candy wrapped in a similar fashion to that of a hat around the head of a penis. Once put into place, this hat is sucked off until every last sugar droplet has been consumed.
Dude, she topped off our night with the Russian Top Hat!
Russian Top Hat by Dicks In July 30, 2010

Russian Hatmaker

During anal stimulation, the woman uses her tongue and teeth to remove any hair and dingle berries from the man's ass, and proceed to make a fur hat with the anal hair.
Tom - " Nice hat man"
Joe - " Thanks man, my girlfriend made it for me"
Tom - " No shit, is that hair?"
Joe - " Yea man, Sally pulled a Russian Hatmaker on me last night"
Russian Hatmaker by Ron Mcfondaled October 18, 2009

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026