Russian Hat 

A Russian Hat refers to the act of taking a dump in the hood of someone's hoodie and pulling it up over their head.

"Hey Billy, I just gave Matt a Russian Hat"

Russian Hat by dodgypigeon March 12, 2021

Russian Hat 

A ridiculously hairy vagina.

Next thing I new I was balls deep in a "Russian Hat."

Russian Hat by Triple Double Dipper October 27, 2008

Russian Hat Weather 

when the temperature is less than 15 degrees Fahrenheit, and without wearing wearing a Russian winter hat you would freeze your ass off.

Brendan: Yo, Henry you going out for lunch?
Henry: Fuck No, this is some beastly Russian Hat Weather.

Russian Hat Weather by henraldo4prez December 20, 2008

Russian Top Hat 

The use of one's cotton candy wrapped in a similar fashion to that of a hat around the head of a penis. Once put into place, this hat is sucked off until every last sugar droplet has been consumed.

Dude, she topped off our night with the Russian Top Hat!

Russian Top Hat by Dicks In July 30, 2010

Russian Hatmaker

During anal stimulation, the woman uses her tongue and teeth to remove any hair and dingle berries from the man's ass, and proceed to make a fur hat with the anal hair.

Tom - " Nice hat man"
Joe - " Thanks man, my girlfriend made it for me"
Tom - " No shit, is that hair?"
Joe - " Yea man, Sally pulled a Russian Hatmaker on me last night"

Russian Hatmaker by Ron Mcfondaled October 18, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020