lesbian 1: Do you like to forrest gump it?? cause that really turns me on ;)
lesbian 2: No sorry, I like to mow the grass regularly
lesbian 1: oh :( you just looked like the rugmuncher type...

rugmuncher by are there any unused names?! October 8, 2011

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rugmuncher

A woman who indulges in various 'carpet capers'. A lesbian. Also see dyke, lesbo and carpet muncher.

Melissa liked to munch on rugs from time to time, although it didn't do her halitosis any good.

rugmuncher by Cyco December 29, 2003

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rugmuncher

a girl (usually makes no attempt to be feminine) who likes to make yummay wit other girls' badingadongs.

Kiera tried to spread-eagle lindsay---she's a full on rugmuncher.

rugmuncher by Sexy Biznatch December 7, 2006

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rugmuncher

A person who loves to eat filthy carpet.

Man, Martha Stewart is a fucking rugmuncher.

rugmuncher by dudefrom otown December 24, 2008

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damn i made the first definition fer this? shit, its a lesbo

damn that rugmuncher is fine yo too bad she cant hop on my johnson and take a ride cuz shes off wit that fat ass other rugmuncher

rugmuncher by T the Ommy up yo mommy wit my big salami March 18, 2003

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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