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Ruddtarded 

Ruddtarded- A person born with this mental condition has to work at least one million times harder to be able to do simple things (such as learn and communicate) that we take for granted. Additionally, a Ruddtarded individual will usually suffer a lot of ridicule from society because people fear what they do not understand.
"You are so Ruddtarded, you make me want to kill myself by climbing your ego and jumping to your IQ."
Ruddtarded by Ruddtarted March 11, 2015
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rubetard 

A pejorative term for Southerners; a cross between country bumpkin and mongoloid, utilizing the prefix rube and suffix tard. Best used when someone is being an ignorant and stupid Philistine.
Man 1: Spaghetti again? I'm so sick of Mexican food. Hispanics are terrible cooks and terrible people.
Man 2: Spaghetti isn't Mexican, you rubetard. Why do you always have to say something stupid and ignorant like a brain-dead mongoloid?
rubetard by Fellatio Mignon September 11, 2019

rubetard 

Have you seen Josh's crazy shit Cucumber test code? He's a rubetard!
rubetard by JavaDev April 12, 2020

Rudetarded 

When someone is both rude and retarded.
I have no where else I would rather be than with my rudetarded friends.
Adam is rudetarded as fuck.
A fan of the amateur historian YouTuber Rudyard Lynch, otherwise known as Whatifalthist.
Alex: Hey Liam did you hear that society is going to collapse in 10 years?
Liam: Where did you hear that?
Alex: Some historian on YouTube I think
Liam: Whatifalthist?
Alex: Yea I think so
Liam: You are a Rudtard
Rudtard by ArkhosV October 11, 2025
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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