Alex: Hey Liam did you hear that society is going to collapse in 10 years?
Liam: Where did you hear that?
Alex: Some historian on YouTube I think
Liam: Whatifalthist?
Alex: Yea I think so
Liam: You are a Rudtard
Liam: Where did you hear that?
Alex: Some historian on YouTube I think
Liam: Whatifalthist?
Alex: Yea I think so
Liam: You are a Rudtard
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"I was playing wall ball with Gary Busey this weekend and then we went drove a dragster to the bar and drank a ton of beer. I barfed but then I found a suitcase full of money, so the next day we went sky diving.
It was radtarded."
It was radtarded."
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I was playing wall ball with Gary Busey this weekend and then we
drove a dragster to the bar and drank a ton of beer. I barfed but then
I found a suitcase full of money, so the next day we went sky diving.
It was radtarded.
drove a dragster to the bar and drank a ton of beer. I barfed but then
I found a suitcase full of money, so the next day we went sky diving.
It was radtarded.
by S. Kinevil ESQ. February 7, 2009
Get the Radtarded mug.SPECIES - Redtards are a group of carnivorous homo sapiens in the genus Mullet family. They reside in the southern USA, are highly territorial, prefer open grassland, high fructose corn syrup and have an inverted mathematical relationship between their years of education and the number of offspring they bear.
CULTURE - Redtards subscribe to the notions: the repetition of unsupportable concepts inherently transforms them into fact and “if Jesus said it, da-gummit, dats bowt good 'nuf fer us”. Redtards tend to hide from the light in FoxNews holes and can be identified roaming the woodlands chanting arcane war cries of "drill baby drill" as a solution to the global energy crisis and believe that the recent frost in their hayfield invalidates the irrefutable science of global warming.
MARKINGS - The markings of this species are the absence of teeth, barb wire tattoos or the billowing of red/white/blue fabric planted in front of their trailer dwellings. Borderline Redtards can validate their inclusion if they have more than one Jeff Foxworthy box set, and can deadeye three of five tin cans with standard gauge buck shot from a distance of four Camaros or more.
MATINGS - Redtards tend to mate within two degrees of their immediate genealogy, preferring to do so in four-wheel drive vehicles with mounted weaponry. This species, long believed to be headed toward extinction, is instead propagating at an unprecedented pace and thereby poses an immediate threat to the universe.
CULTURE - Redtards subscribe to the notions: the repetition of unsupportable concepts inherently transforms them into fact and “if Jesus said it, da-gummit, dats bowt good 'nuf fer us”. Redtards tend to hide from the light in FoxNews holes and can be identified roaming the woodlands chanting arcane war cries of "drill baby drill" as a solution to the global energy crisis and believe that the recent frost in their hayfield invalidates the irrefutable science of global warming.
MARKINGS - The markings of this species are the absence of teeth, barb wire tattoos or the billowing of red/white/blue fabric planted in front of their trailer dwellings. Borderline Redtards can validate their inclusion if they have more than one Jeff Foxworthy box set, and can deadeye three of five tin cans with standard gauge buck shot from a distance of four Camaros or more.
MATINGS - Redtards tend to mate within two degrees of their immediate genealogy, preferring to do so in four-wheel drive vehicles with mounted weaponry. This species, long believed to be headed toward extinction, is instead propagating at an unprecedented pace and thereby poses an immediate threat to the universe.
Glen Beck is such a redtard! He said that the recent snow in his front yard must be "global cooling" because global warming is a scam.
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Get the redtard mug.A mentally retarded person, or somebody who is slow. Allen from The Hangover says " he was a ruhtard"
Person A: How'd your date go?
Person B: Horrible, the girl was a fuckin' ruhtard. She got the directions wrong and I waited an hour.
Person B: Horrible, the girl was a fuckin' ruhtard. She got the directions wrong and I waited an hour.
by screwfish October 9, 2009
Get the ruhtard mug.Ruddtarded- A person born with this mental condition has to work at least one million times harder to be able to do simple things (such as learn and communicate) that we take for granted. Additionally, a Ruddtarded individual will usually suffer a lot of ridicule from society because people fear what they do not understand.
"You are so Ruddtarded, you make me want to kill myself by climbing your ego and jumping to your IQ."
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