ruboff

When you squawk like a chicken and rub on someone’s genitalia

Hey I would love it if you did a ruboff

by American apple November 7, 2021

rub off on

( of personal qualities, behavior, opinions, etc) to become part of a person's character as a result of that person spending time with sb who has those qualities, etc:

My MF's hyperbolic constructions rub off on this head-man!
Lets hope some of John's good ideas rub off on all of us!

by Alex Greene July 28, 2009

runoff

The leftover urine that drips onto the pants or shorts after zipping up, giving the impression that one has pissed himself, or the water from a faucet that somehow ends up on said parts. Runoff is commonly hidden or removed by wearing long shirts or utilizing the hand-dryer while no one is around.

Bill: Oh hey man looks like you just pissed your pants!

Sven: F*** runoff!

by Waldosziak May 24, 2012

rub-off factor

1. The result achieved from dividing the number representing the net volume of semen generated from a masterbatory session by the distance over which it was ejaculated.
2. An element defined as being the extent to which a mental or pornographic fantasy, female companion, or Yiddish curmudgeon is capable of qualitatively enhancing a masterbatory session.

1. The rub-off factor cannot yet be calculated, as the measurement data remains yet to be disclosed to the public.
2. But seriously, a fine Jewish octogenarian with his schnoz and yamaka has a far higher rub-off factor than anything Hugh Hefner can provide.

by Woody Allenette July 24, 2009

Hipster Runoff

Probably one of the best blogs on the internet, because it's a bunch of hipster hating hipsters, and they're cool because they can take a little joke about themselves,

Made by Carles, but no one really knows who Carles is, a girl or a guy, old or young, etc. We don't know.

Hey did you hear about how Best Coast insulted Hipster Runoff ?

by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI July 27, 2010

anal runoff

Sperm that leaks out of an anus that has just been ejaculated into.

Alisha's pregnancy is a result of anal runoff.

by anusbeed April 2, 2010

Boner Runoff

The water that drips off your boner when you're taking a shower.

I held the boner runoff in my hands but it just slipped through.

by xxJack May 16, 2008