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The leftover urine that drips onto the pants or shorts after zipping up, giving the impression that one has pissed himself, or the water from a faucet that somehow ends up on said parts. Runoff is commonly hidden or removed by wearing long shirts or utilizing the hand-dryer while no one is around.
Bill: Oh hey man looks like you just pissed your pants!

Sven: F*** runoff!
runoff by Waldosziak May 24, 2012
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Runoff is usually for science, and runoff is used by a mountain. The running of water from the pure land up top.
The runoff from the mountain transferred to the rocks due to the water transition.
Runoff by Shoto_X_Froppy February 26, 2020

Runoff Pussy 

(In particular college girls) A girl that lingers around a campus trying to fuck “something”. These girls are usually “beat”(see term) and have just finished a night full of binge drinking and other illicit activities. BE WARNED: these girls are scary and usually make a habit of this so make sure to wear a “hat” (condom) if you plan on indulging in some Runoff Pussy.
Used in a sentence: Damn dude that Runoff Pussy last night was INSANE!
Runoff Pussy by CokedOutSmurf October 2, 2011

runoff stress 

overbearing, fatiguing strain and tension due to supporting a friend during a period of distress and emotional or personal turmoil
Elizabeth was so worn out from helping Ariana deal with her breakup that she was beginning to let her own life fall to pieces due to all the runoff stress.
runoff stress by Kievyn March 8, 2007

Runoff election 

A good name for an election, since the winner gets to run off with the money.
This year a black guy and Jew get to do the same thing thousands of WASP's did before them, run off with the money after the runoff election. Everybody seems to make a big deal of it, the same way they would do if it was a transvestite who started life as a female Christian then converted to Islam and had a sex change in his/her/it's 20's.
Runoff election by Solid Mantis January 15, 2021

Hipster Runoff 

Probably one of the best blogs on the internet, because it's a bunch of hipster hating hipsters, and they're cool because they can take a little joke about themselves,

Made by Carles, but no one really knows who Carles is, a girl or a guy, old or young, etc. We don't know.
Hey did you hear about how Best Coast insulted Hipster Runoff ?

anal runoff 

Sperm that leaks out of an anus that has just been ejaculated into.
Alisha's pregnancy is a result of anal runoff.
anal runoff by anusbeed April 2, 2010
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026
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