Originally a military slang term to indicate when a superior starts an apparently friendly conversation only to assign some crappy job duty to you.

It has expanded in general use to indicate anytime someone is nice to with the sole intention of screwing you over. It is particularly appropriate for describing when someone is the victim of a "long con" or when you get burned so dramatically that it leaves no doubt that the person who did it thoroughly planned to do so.

It comes from the idea of a husband who can't (or won't) have sex with his wife turning out the lights and screwing her with a rubber dick in the dark.

Boss: Did you see the playoff last night? Man that was some game!
Peon: Yeah, pretty exciting.
Boss: We're having a few people over tomorrow to watch the final. Do you have any plans?
Peon: No, I was probably just going to go to a sportsbar to catch the game.
Boss: Good, then you won't mind working a double shift.

I really thought Bill was doing me a favor by offering to watch my house while I was on vacation, but he just rubber dicked me because I got back and all my stuff was gone.

Rubber Dicked by Jack Bard August 26, 2013

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rubber duckey

Another word for a condom. Can also be the act of sex-making itself.

Yo, dude, I need a rubber duckey big time!

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Rubber Ducker

A substitute for the "m-f" word, as used on the radio or television. Synonyms: Mothatrucker, Monkeysucker, Master Fighter, Melonfarmer, Feather Plucker. Could be useful while singing Obie Trice's "Adrenaline Rush."

"Get live, rubber ducker, when I speak, rubber ducker, out your seats, rubber ducker, I'ma reach rubber duckers..."

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Rubber Ducker

Primarily a maneuver to get away from a one night stand. A used condom is stretched over the doorknob on the inside of a door prior to closing it behind oneself. This makes it difficult to open from the inside, providing an opportunity to duck out. The choice of which side of the rubber faces out is player's choice.

I had to leave a rubber ducker to get away from that crazy chick last night!

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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