rubber ducked 

fucked. severely. see also fubar

I wrote my car off, i hit another car and totally rubber ducked it!

rubber ducked by James Farley November 11, 2007

Rubber Duckey 

After a man cums inside a condom , he takes it off and smacks his lover with the cum filled condom

After we fucked I have her a good rubber duckey on the ass

Rubber Duckey by Infamouslyfamous January 15, 2019

Rubber Dicked

Originally a military slang term to indicate when a superior starts an apparently friendly conversation only to assign some crappy job duty to you.

It has expanded in general use to indicate anytime someone is nice to with the sole intention of screwing you over. It is particularly appropriate for describing when someone is the victim of a "long con" or when you get burned so dramatically that it leaves no doubt that the person who did it thoroughly planned to do so.

It comes from the idea of a husband who can't (or won't) have sex with his wife turning out the lights and screwing her with a rubber dick in the dark.

Boss: Did you see the playoff last night? Man that was some game!
Peon: Yeah, pretty exciting.
Boss: We're having a few people over tomorrow to watch the final. Do you have any plans?
Peon: No, I was probably just going to go to a sportsbar to catch the game.
Boss: Good, then you won't mind working a double shift.

I really thought Bill was doing me a favor by offering to watch my house while I was on vacation, but he just rubber dicked me because I got back and all my stuff was gone.

Rubber Dicked by Jack Bard August 26, 2013

rubber duckey 

Another word for a condom. Can also be the act of sex-making itself.

Yo, dude, I need a rubber duckey big time!

rubber duckey by WiseOldGrunt July 12, 2009

Rubber Ducker 

A substitute for the "m-f" word, as used on the radio or television. Synonyms: Mothatrucker, Monkeysucker, Master Fighter, Melonfarmer, Feather Plucker. Could be useful while singing Obie Trice's "Adrenaline Rush."

"Get live, rubber ducker, when I speak, rubber ducker, out your seats, rubber ducker, I'ma reach rubber duckers..."

Rubber Ducker by WMT August 1, 2003

Rubber Ducker 

Primarily a maneuver to get away from a one night stand. A used condom is stretched over the doorknob on the inside of a door prior to closing it behind oneself. This makes it difficult to open from the inside, providing an opportunity to duck out. The choice of which side of the rubber faces out is player's choice.

I had to leave a rubber ducker to get away from that crazy chick last night!

Rubber Ducker by Thomas Wordsmith II August 9, 2018