rozen

can be used in place of any noun
or verb if ed is added to it.

I kissed that girl with big brests.
I rozened that rozen with big rozens.
or
I skeeted all over my poor dog.
I rozened all over my poor rozen.

by Alex and Charls October 28, 2008

rozen

Rose, but in fancy terms.

It has rozen!

by i4ba6g4rigt February 23, 2024

Rozen Maiden

A Japanese anime brought to America comparable to a combination of Zatch Bell and Lucky Star. The main characters consist of dolls that mostly have useless powers such as growing thin vines and throwing petals expecting to kill their opponents all in order to become "Alice" the perfect girl. One of the characters, Suiginto, uses black angel wings as weapons though uses them to throw specific feathers, litteraly doing nothing to no one. I don't think the perfect girl is a person who can do the most useless in killing tactics and skills.

The show spawned 4 animes/specials: Rozen Maiden, Rozen Maiden Traumend, Rozen Maiden Oveture and "Detective Kunkun" Which all have a promising plot but are about as filler as Lucky star when they really need to throw more aspects in for the 12-14 year old girls who watch it besides the creepy teenagers who watch it for "The hell of it, Desu"
The character Suiseiseki shall forever be a an online "fad" as she is constantly mentioned on sites like 4chan and Fail blog, for being one of the strangest characters a show of that genre would have.
Regardless it's worth a good watch if you ever happen to drop your entire life and girl/boyfriend for the internet or such weerbo things. Just remember to pound your head in before hand for the filler episodes so they seem clever.

Guy 1: "Hey, who's your favorite Rozen Maiden Character?"
Guy 2: "Suiseiseki Desu!
Guy 3: "Isn't that show that prissy doll anime?"
Guy 1 and 2: "Yep"

by Maliki321 March 17, 2010

the rozen special

Really hard/fast sex.

He sure gave her the rozen special. she could hardly walk the next day.

by pinkprettyperson January 16, 2011

jack rozen

A walking L

That guy is such a jack rozen, he just ordered a gluten free burger

by Veski October 9, 2017

Michael Rosen

My lord and savior,leader of all memes

Michael Rosen is noice

by Michaelrosen420 January 10, 2018

Comforting Mrs. Rosen

Euphemism for sticking your dick where it doesn't belong.

Origin: Don Draper's explanation to his daughter, Sally, after she walked in on him sleeping with a neighbor.

Where have you been?

Oh, I was just comforting Mrs. Rosen.

All night long?

She was really upset.

by pajiba June 10, 2013