roy rodgers 

when, while on a road trip, you pull over your car to have sex in a fast food restaurant or rest stop, to find that you're forced to use samples from their free condoment bar for lubricant

Route 66 went by a lot quicker with frequent Roy Rodgers using mayonnaise or relish!

roy rodgers by morosen September 16, 2005

roy rogers 

A "virgin" drink consisting of cola and grenadine. Often given to children on special occasions, to make them feel grown up while their parents are drinking alcohol.

See further Shirley Temple

Daddy, can I have another Roy Rogers

roy rogers by Mike-N-Tally June 14, 2004

Roy Rogers 

A soft drink consisting of six parts cola for one part grenadine; popular amongst Dawson's Creek onboard the Crown Princess.

Roy Rogers me, blazer!

Roy Rogers by Lance [the] Old Man September 4, 2006

Roy Rodgered

To be hit in the balls with a bag containing root vegetables such as potatoes, carrots, beets, and radishes, preferably in a burlap sac

Damn he was Roy rodgered! I don’t think he’ll ever be able to have kids!

Roy Rodgered by Allibsquare July 12, 2018

Roy Rogers 

The best fast food joint, serves roast beef sandwiches like the Trigger Burger.

Damn man, that fixins bar at Roy Rogers was amazing, I love getting free pickles with my Trigger Burger.

Roy Rogers by urbantons August 3, 2008